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Phoenix Quill

I'm sorry that I am terribly late with my updates.


Everything seemed to be alright the day that Discord came back to Canterlot under the watchful eye of Celestia as a (mostly) redeemed draconequus. But the luxurious life of royalty is so... BORING! "Do something creative," they said, "It'll be fun," they said. Thus it was that Discord sat down and began writing the worst stories he could imagine! But between posh living, running a ministry, court dates, random quests from Celestia and Luna, and learning about the magic of friendship, surely these stories can't be that bad, can they?

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Oh my is this ever looking good. I have to read the first chapter of discord's story, just to see what he could come up with.

All in all, fucking hilarious start :rainbowlaugh:

Still a better love story than Twilight :rainbowkiss:

But in all seriousness, that was wonderful, please write more ASAP :pinkiehappy:

This is most relevant to my interests... You have yourself a reader.

UPDATE MORE! :flutterrage:

Aside from grammar stuff, the story's pretty nice. Unless people are picky about grammar stuff like I am, this is going to be very fun to read.

We very much enjoy thy story!
Thou hast writing talent and a most excellent storyline. We shall keep an extra special eye on Discord for thou and We eagerly await thy next scroll.

"Oh yeah? Well your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberry!

What is this from? Also: Lol.

From the classic film, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Truly one of the greats ripe for me to rip off I mean, pay homage to.

Comment posted by ts_cogwheel deleted May 15th, 2013

Umm. What if he ends up writing a Discord/Luna fanfic?

"Twilight, I think your idea is dumb, and your dumb for suggesting it."

YOU USED THE WRONG YOUR! Now go sit in the corner, and think about what you did.

I will admit, I wasn't expecting to see a reference to that chess game here. Fits Discord perfectly, though.

Also, there needs to be a Discord Emote.

Absolutely hilarious. I'd like to see Discord troll the internet with his stories.

I do not like the corner of shame...:pinkiesad2:
Here let me make it up to you by fixing this terrible, most grievous error immediately!:twilightsmile:

Mhmmm... tastes story. Yup tastes appropriately Discordy. Let the madness continue!

I'm working on the next chapter right now! :derpytongue2:

This has the Blitzkrieg Seal of Approval!

Allow me to express how I feel about earning this prestigious award!

The line

The scene

The full movie

Discord looked at Twilight and gave a smile, "You just don't get it do you princess? How would you like it if I were to tell you that millions of beings suddenly hated you because you became an alicorn, something you never asked for but you were destined to do all along?


what if discord wrote a clop fic of luna and celestia and then using his magic during a meeting replaced everyone's agenda with said clop fic? :rainbowlaugh:

or even better, every single piece of paper in the world has said clop fic on it! :rainbowlaugh:

Oh god... The chaos, THE CHAOS!!!

even better when the minster of war makes a few comments on it and takes it home to finish later :trollestia:

:pinkiesmile:... That story ending...
:pinkiecrazy: For a second there... I forgot it was Discord writhing a story.
:moustache: Please, keep up the good work my good sir.

"....and then they had sex."
I was half expecting it.

Anyway, Luna bucked a stallion to the moon?
Didn't see that one coming.

2580817 Funny thing is, if it's in a bad story, a reference like that is a rip-off, but if it's in a good story, it's a homage.

Discord for the most part kept cool as he swallowed down what was left of his wig, "My dear Celestia, what are you talking about? Why, in fact I'm the very model of a modern minister general!" he said the words with a flair as a red parasol appeared in his paw and music began to swell.

Discord inhaled to begin the song only to find Celestia's hoof over his mouth, "NO no, stop that! None of that now, no singing!" The music that was building up slowed to a stop as if someone had let the record slow to a stop. "Now I want to know why you put nearly the entire cabinet to sleep during that last court session?"

Wow, reference to Pirates of Penzance AND Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

All in all, this is a hilarious start, and I can't wait to see what kind of insane ship fic he writes.

Well, that was unexpected. And I love Discord's running commentary on his own work.

Discord needs to become a fanboy and start to write fanfics.

You made me all kinds of happy. I was laughing from beginning to end. And this has to be the first time I ran across the idea that Celestia actually gave Discord a job. It's an interesting interpretation, and I like it so much that I want it as my headcanon. Also, I got a great kick out of the different references. Looking forward to the next chapter.

That was funny.:pinkiehappy: I enjoyed reading it.

Okay...I'm actually concerned that what he writes actually happens. XD If so, poor Front Line. Never had a chance. And like others said, Discord's commentary really adds to it. Can't wait to see how others perceive his work! I'm just SURE Luna would feel honor to be his muse. :pinkiecrazy:

2581719 Enjoyed? You know I find this often? And I find it a whole lot on Incomplete stories. The story is incomplete. Unless you are not going to read anymore, "I have enjoyed reading this so far." Maybe even something like "I can't wait for the next chapters." This is something a second grader would write in America; imagine how young for the rest of the world with our education system sucking so much.

Prepare your anus; 2580404 will be coming back for YOU.

Sounds like he writes more than one. That would make the title misleading. Try "Discord Writes Ship Fics" if this is true.

Ya. Your right. Just wasn't completely focused on what I was typing and typed partially on impulse.

You are correct, and I did plan on changing the tittle, but for some reason I liked the way "A Ship Fic" sounded more than "Ship Fics".

I hope that you can forgive me on this little bit of artistic flair. If not then sorry. :fluttercry:

Congratulations on the feature box! :yay:

I can't wait to see what happens when Luna see's it. He should get her to proofread!:rainbowlaugh:


Thank you Horizon! You just don't know how much it means for you to say that! :twilightsmile:

A lesson on the proper use of your.

Your is possessive, that is, it belongs to you. "Is your refrigerator running?" That's how you use your.

You're is the shortened form of you are. "It's a common mistake but you're still an idiot for making it." That's what you're is for.


Thank you very much for this brief lesson in proper English, and the use of "Your", VS. "You're"

To show my gratitude, allow me to add to the list, yore, the definition of long ago, or former times.
Also the word sorry. As in Sorry I missed that, and can you point it out so I can fix it.

2581813 *insert your inner demonic voice after the star* Your blood will stain the wall.

2581752 Proper speech is the job of a writer!

Well, she gave him that idea, so...:trollestia:


Well, you see... I was already writing that, but since you now suggested it, I guess I have to rewrite the entire chapter. :trollestia:

2582162 Eh, it will still be glorious.

I find this very amusing, please do continue. :twilightsmile:

Or perhaps (s)he just meant "I enjoyed reading it" as "I enjoyed reading the chapter that I am commenting on" with an implied "Can't wait for the next chapter"...
Or, you know, maybe (s)he just mistakenly put it in past tense instead of present tense. It happens.

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