Excuse me? My name is Discord thank you very much, and I didn't steal Hearth's Warming at all! Honestly, how rude, and not to mention a flagrant instance of shameless clickbating.

Oh whatever. Here's some story about how I "learn" the importance of charity from my dear friend Fluttershy. If only the author were half as pleasant.

No one forced you to take control of the narration.

You did the moment you decided to write a story about me. Really, this is all your fault.

Moving on!

Written for Dafaddah for Jinglemas 2023. We hope you enjoy!

Cover art can be found here.

Twilight Sparkle has decided to start a vlog so that she can share some of her first experiences with you!

Told in 2nd person with only Twilight's lines to you and others.

The prospect of meeting an alien has always fascinated Rainbow Dash. With countless worlds out there beyond the stars, who is to say that extraterrestrial life doesn't exist? What would they be like? Would they be just like her, but with a gross third eye? Would they be sturdy enough to beat her in a fight, or quick enough to beat her in a race? Would they be malevolent and try to conquer Equestria with their DEADLY SPACE LASERS?

Yeah, you're none of those things. She's a bit disappointed.

Nightmare Moon rules Equestria with an iron hoof. Her reign is glorious, and her methods are cruel. On top of that, her short fuse is known across the land as the most dangerous weapon Equestria has ever seen.

This rage tends to be a problem when it is unleashed around her husband, Anon. The poor human is very squishy, and although it's unintentional, he often bears the brunt of her fury. This can sometimes be... fatal.

Thankfully, Nightmare Moon has mastered a spell to make this less of a problem. Nothing will come between her and her husband. Not even death.

...Something that Anon has grown uncomfortably used to.

Scootaloo—the pony one—takes a holiday trip through the mirror portal. Scootaloo—the human one—tries to not pull all her hair out. 

A story about being yourself. A gift for Dreadnaught for Jinglemas 2023. 

If there's a holiday, then somepony's probably overdecorated for it. The Greening has seen entire homes blend into the local grass, while Lambvent shrouds neighborhoods in wool and Hearth's Warming traditionally welcomes guests into homes through making it impossible to see where the front door is. But if Ponyville's going to get dressed up anyway, then Town Hall might as well have a little contest built around it. The mayor signed off on that.

Which meant there was a period of at least two seconds in which Marigold Mare completely forgot her town hosts the Bearers -- and that she'd just given them a reason to compete against each other.

Shall we count down to the inevitable one home visit at a time? In six, five, four, three...

(Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.)

Rated C for they don't celebrate Christmas Crackfic.

Light Heart had an idea to write a play about Dr Wolf, someone who has helped countless ponies handle their personal and emotional problems. However, in spite of him being able to convince Doc to work with him on this idea, he ends up having just a couple of weeks to assemble a cast and set up the stage. Now only two rules can apply in this hectic play.

Rule 1: The show must go on.

Rule 2: Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

Art by Mix-up

Proofread by Azure Drache

Dr. Wolf belongs to DRWolf

Quill belongs to Quillian Inkheart

Kirouac belongs to NicLove

Linda belongs to My Sister Tia

Elytra belongs to Tael_Spinner

Schuberry belongs to Smug Anime Girl

Golden Flare belongs to Golden Flare

Luminous Skies belongs to Luminous Skies

Hearth's Warming songs. Aren't they just the most annoying things ever? Sure, some of them may sound good the first time around, but see if anything still holds up after the hundredth repetition. The gramophone stand sure won't, especially once somepony lands the well-earned kick. And yes, this latest specimen is a fairly new composition, but Twilight already hates Hearth's Warming Wham! on a level usually reserved for falsified scientific proofs. Since nopony is going to be playing anything except holiday songs for the next moon...

And yet Twilight is convinced that it's possible for her to reach the holiday itself without ever having to hear that 'song' again. She's willing to make a wager on that.

She's wrong, of course. That's the fun part.

(Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.)

You love your new unicorn marefriend. She's cute, she's funny, she's energetic, she's optimistic, and she's everything you've ever dreamed of. Somehow, you're everything she's ever dreamed of too, and you've quickly become Maretime Bay's newest power couple.

Unfortunately for everyone else, your combined lovestruck mayhem may be a bit... much.

For obvious reasons, Hearts and Hooves Day has always been Cadance's favorite holiday. She and Shining Armor like to spend the holiday in Ponyville, but while Shining is busy making preparations for the evening, Cadance was hoping to meet up with Twilight to tease Anon for being single. Again. To their surprise, he has gone missing. Now, the hunt is on for Ponyville's resident human. Did he really get a special somepony, or is he just trying to avoid the princess of love again?

Meanwhile, Anon isn't aware that his whereabouts are a secret.