officer i dropkicked that child in self defense

What fun is there in making sense? -Discord, Lord Of Chaos.

Why am I still in this fandom?

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

One day I will return.       / The ending has loopholes. Use them. Make an even brighter future.

AKA Theo Winters. A Long time pony fan, writer and all around wacky pony. Now with a patreon & ko-fi.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

"Every story ever told actually happened. Stories are where memories go when they're forgotten." - Dr. Who.

New to writing, but really wanna try and get things out. Oh, and if you follow me, I'll follow you back. Something I got in the habit of doing back on Twitter.

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Just here mainly to comment on and like other peoples stories. Might right a few myself because I love the show and want to give back but I am also lazy so we'll see what happens

Celestia and Luna's royal bard. Nature is my God, Art is my religion, Love is the Law. Concordia Invictus

Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots.

I'm a gamer who loves My Little Pony and hopes that one day there will be an awesome game of it. That'll be the day.

Welcome to hell minge bags, so your the replacement?

Who can take a rainbow, color it with dew, graze under it with a cupcake or two, the Ponyman, oh the Ponyman can.

"I am the Aloof Hermit, the Lord of the Empty Seat. I am the Alpha and the Omega"

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

A brony that is into Steampunk

You are a Sith that is on the Light Side of the Force. You happen to be a Sith Lord, but through it's power you can do what you think is right. The Sith provide you a tool to do right.

"Listen. Do you smell something." - "Let's split up. Yeah we can do more damage that way."

Took a rather long Hiatus from FimFiction writing, but I'm back now, hopefully a bit more reliability

Howdy

What is a pony? But a miserable pile of secrets.

Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.

I'm just here to create good stories and have a couple of laughs doing so.

Film buff. Cartoon lover. Superhero enthusiast. MLP fan. Transformers devotee. Impressionist. Actor. Singer. Deadpan snarker. S'all good.

Don't mind Carl. He does meth. Like, SO MUCH meth. -Officer Hot Pants

A guy who likes to enjoy good stories of technicolor ponies every once in a while.

Do you like shitty puns and occasional blog posts whenever I can get off my lazy ass? No? Then why are you here?

• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

If men find out we can shape-shift they are going to tell the church

My heart is iron.

Hazel Bell is my waifu! Want to see my You Tube Channel?

The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.

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