irresistible

Not much to say about myself at the moment, other than my mind really does always go blank when asked to describe myself, alas.

I'm the tastiest Poptard you'll ever meet. Back from the dead.

Beneath a starlit sky.

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

Pegasi are my people.

Just your average cryptid, skulking around.

Retired writer and graphic artist.

I'm Blunder Bro. I like clopfics. Sometimes I write clopfics. That's about it.

Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

(She/her) Nothing says happy birthday like summoning the spirits of your dead relatives

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

I'm an avid reader and first time writer of pony fics with a love of clop! Purple horse is best <3

I enjoy memes and hating myself to the point where people in my vicinity get concerned.

"If it explores new possibilities or evokes the slightest excitement, it has no merit." —literary scholars, probably

Don't ever buy tickets to a con artists' convention. Chances are when you get there, no one else will be there...

I make fanfiction sometimes. Just call me 'Talentless'.

Just a 20-something-odd guy from Iowa

I was introduced to MLP by a friend in S3. At the time I teased him about it a little, but I guess the joke is on me as here I am now, writing Trixie shipfics. Feedback is always welcome.

"Did you try setting it to Wumbo?"

Still slowly trying to disentangle from MLP. It is ... slow going.

The self-appointed leader of the Twilight Sparkle Fan Club - Netherworld Branch (Please don't tell Titania, dood)

Hey, kid. You like horse stories? My cellar's full of horse stories! Don't tell your parents though.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I'M GROSS

Who let the dogs out?

Teacher, short story writer and VNovel storyboard leader. Please forgive any faulty grammar you may find in my page/stories/blogs; English is my third language and I'm still struggling to master it.

Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~

Unicorn Developer

TwiShy, AppleDash and Rarixie lover and writer. Also a gamer. Something else you need to know is that I'm strongly against Alicorn Twilight.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

There are two types of people in this world: Perverts, and people who won't admit that they're a pervert too. Unless you're an alien. If you are, then GTFO.

Please leave comments about my stories, in the story. Don't PM me about them.

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

I like to pretend that I know what I'm doing.

This account is inactive.