I was Mr. Discord, but now I'm Con Arty!
TTFN!
-Con Arty
Don't ever buy tickets to a con artists' convention. Chances are when you get there, no one else will be there...
As a being of chaotic nature, I can only have so many pet peeves. But I can tell you that this is certainly one of them.
Call me Sparkle, but there is a difference between "everyone" and "everybody".
Everyone = every individual
EX: Everyone in the class is invited to my slendorifous party!
Everybody = everyone in a group, as a group.
EX: Everybody came to my party!
(This works because in my previous sentence, I identified the invitees as a group.)