Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Here, feel this.  (Patreon / Get my book!)

Eeyup, Youtube channel,https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdxHUX42CcxcPl38ZhdUovw

i am a sapient garbage fire

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

Something, something, something, dark side. Something, something, something, complete.

An aspiring Author honing his skills by writing about these silly little ponies. A Fox of few words outside the realm of fiction, unless he gets on a roll with something.

I read. I write. I edit. I Twidash. But above all else, I'm just a regular guy. Shoot me a PM if you have a question.

And on the fifth day the Lord said 'Upvote and comment on stories if you favourite them pls x'

Who am I? Why, I'm just a passing through Kamen Rider... Got it memorized?

Writing wrongs.

Just a roleplayer who wants to take a hand at actually writing.

You can't see tomorrow through teary eyes, friend.

stubbing my pinkie toe on the doorway and it hurts every time

If you're looking for sarcastic humor, you've come to the right place!

A writefag from 4chan.

:-)

Author of "Filly Fooling," "Cuddling," and "Spread."

Don't ask about the name. It is a silly story.

Reality is relative, logic is a lie, and God prefers Thinmints over Tagalongs.

I do stuff that might fall under your purview of "Good Writing". Perhaps you would dain my work as the opposite. Either way it's here and you may look upon it and draw your conclusions thusly.

See You Space Cowboy...

Suggest who you want to see next in the Heartwarming moment series in my Blog.

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

If you are reading this, I can say you're interested about me! :D thanks a lot, drop by one of my fics and comment please, if you may...

I really should put something down here someday...

I like to write stories about the shippings: Twilight x Luna, Twilight x Nightmare Moon, Nightmare Rarity / Rarity x Nightmare Moon, Rarity x Luna and Twilight x Chrysalis.

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

I am a 21 year old writer who enjoys writing about MLP:FiM, and I plan on giving G5 a chance when the time comes! I cycle through best ponies.

Well, I'm not much of a brony as I don't like the show, but I greatly respect the fans and their work. I often wish the fanbase of some other franchises were as talented and ambitious as the bronies.

Humans... Humans everywhere

"Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?" She asked. I looked at her blankly before replying, "They call me. . . Tim."

If a Slenderman falls in the forest, does anyone care?

The birds work bourgeoisie. Don't forget.

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?

Not a changeling.

Dead as a doornail since 2014

Eclectic observer of the odd, and the esoteric.