One day, you will all come to my funeral just to make sure that I stay dead, but today is not that day | https://ko-fi.com/chillybook

My obsession with a flying rainbow pony made me do this.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

A lot has happened, and I mean A LOT. But... I'm slowly coming back. May need help with that.

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

No.

Canon x OC, that's my specialty, both in art and in MLP stories

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

Remember. We're the good guys | The Death Writer | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Author of the Homecoming series, occasional contributor to Bodyguard!AU, and food aficionado.

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

A Pole by birth, a Lawgiver by trade and a Trickster by choice. Altogether a most friendly, sociopathic madman. At your service...

The home of the Shadowbolts Adventures and various other stories, mostly related to Equestria Girls.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Is that a terrorist?!?

I can finally see...but not for long

I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

I used to question the MLP FiM show, but one episode and I got hooked on it. See my Fanfiction account ChaosMagemon for more than just MLP fics. Joined the Herd Nov 5, 2011

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Hobby writer and potentially a complete future one aswell!

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

I thought you said weast...

Horrifically Fun

"Never let your fear of being criticized stop you from expressing yourself through art." ~Fluttershy.

God, I'm so sorry.