Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Don't mind me, I'm just no one in particular.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Master of Cats.

"Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead." ~Gene Fowler

When all you have is a hammer, everything else is a nail.

I used to be a brony, now I'm a furry. I still read the fanfiction though. My bio was last updated Monday, September 17, 2018.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

A guy who occasionally likes ponies but always loves pirates.

I'm a fantasy enthusiast who loves to write, and I'm aiming to be a professional fantasy writer eventually. I love to help out other authors when I can. Feel free to PM me or drop by and say 'hi'.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

Welcome to my mind. It's a random and often dark (sometimes even dirty) place. Lanterns and bleach have been provided for your convenience and are located on the table in the corner. Enjoy your stay.

And so, in your despair, you come, at last, to me...

Probability that I'm currently drunk or on drugs - 63.7%

Reader of stars, teller of tales. Secretly a bat, or something.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Bitter southerner with a laptop. I write Mountain Dew fueled train wrecks.

Short for Lord Regulus. I hope you will enjoy what my brain comes up with. You can throw money at me here: Ko-fi

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

there once was a time when this site was my whole life :')

Hey, kid. You like horse stories? My cellar's full of horse stories! Don't tell your parents though.

Coffe a day, keeps the world around me grey.

Horrifically Fun

My mask protects me from gas and Internet gnomes. What's your mask?

Are you a Rebel?

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

Death God

Discord Devotee, Princess Worshipper, Mane Six Enthusiast, and somehow Sombra's Submissive.