After looking everywhere and failing to find a decent Twilight/Lyra picture for this fic, I settled on this one by John Joseco. I've seen an asston of fics that use his art, so I'm hoping he won't mind if I steal one for this little-known fic. All I have to do now is write in Smarty Pants, which I really should have done anyway.

Huh. What's that red dot thingie mean?

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There's 78 "ClosetBrony" 's of some sort on this site. I need something more original. I just don't have the motivation to come up with something different right now...

Don't you hate when your 10k word story's been up for six minutes and starts getting down-voted?

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So I started reading "Fallout: Equestria" recently. It's not bad. It's definitely got the adventure aspect of the story down pat, and it definitely makes me want to read more, even if it's not perfect. Anyway, I decided that since this was a highly popular work, I'd google Littlepip to see what some of the bronys' interpretations of the character are like.

I found this:

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I wrote a whole thing that I was supposed to put here, but screw it, I don't care. Here's the short version--

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You know what I really hate? When people post their stories in a public forum, but then audit the thoughts that the readers post about them, like some sort of privileged, man-child big brother. It gets to me, because people put in their personal time to read your story, time they'll never get back, time they could easily spend bettering themselves. But if your story is crap, and they feel like spending another few minutes writing either to you or other readers about it, and then you just

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Some of my friends who work in downtown Baltimore have stated that they are thoroughly confused by the sudden mass of people dressed up in brightly colored wings and costumes. They say they've invaded the city, walking around the Inner Harbor and traumatizing the local populace. Good job, bronies - confusing the regular people since 2010!

I've been doing a lot of thinking about the fate of "Surviving in a Strange, Two-Legged World". Okay, that's a lie. The only thing I've been doing a lot of is drinking and fishing. But I have been thinking about it some. It's always bugged me that I never finished it when there are people out there who like the story.

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I was melting nylon rope with a blow torch just now (while drunk). A big blob of it splattered and landed in the web between my middle and ring finger on my left hand. It just stuck there, still on fire like napalm. I put it out as quick as I could, but it still burns like a mother fucker. You don't know how painful it was to type this...

(I'd upload an image here, but they all came out crappy, so fuck you)

I came across this song again the other day that I haven't seen since I was a kid. Anyone else remember it?

Seriously, though, what other song from a kids movie involves the reality of death? Not to mention the last car singing commits suicide at the end. Saddest and most badass song ever!