Alright, now that all that April Tom-foolery is over and done with, lets get back to work. Hopefully not starting any new video games or book will get rid of enough distractions to allow me to focus on writing again...

Oh, and seriously, go check out Chinchillax's reading of the first three chapters of BJZG. That wasn't a joke! It actually happened!

I’ve got some exciting news, now that it’s April. First, I’m proud to announce that I’m officially taking Blueblood’s Just Zis Guy in an exciting new direction. Text can only go so far with the stories I want to tell, and now it’s finally time to unveil the next obvious step for BJZG… podcasts!

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Well, I got about six pages of disjointed, rambling emotions pretty quickly out of the "Diamond Tiara's going to go crazy like Screwball one day" idea, but I got distracted before I could figure out how to turn it into a proper story. When, why, how is it all connected... as it is, it doesn't even make a coherent monologue.

It's got a good heart, but it needs a skeleton, in other words.

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Here's the set up:

Screwball is Diamond Tiara's mother.
The insanity is a hereditary trait.
Diamond Tiara knows, with absolute certainty, that the same thing will happen to her one day. Medical science & magic are not going to find a cure within her lifetime. Maybe in her 20s, maybe in her 40s, some day Tiara will lose her mind.

She saw her mother slip away, until she didn't even recognize her anymore.
She's seen how it's ground down her father.

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Oh, nothing much. Just around 1200 words about Blueblood waking up with a hangover in the middle of a FlashLight sandwich, and trolling/breaking the brains of everyone he meets for the rest of the day.

No, just random scenes and snippets. It's in one of the forums.

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With the new year barreling down on us, I figured I’d take a moment and look at what I’ve done with my time here on FiMFiction.

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Celestia is the picture of poise and grace. Luna is awkward and nervous.

... the thing is, that's after 1000 years as the center of government and being trapped on the moon, respectively. Celestia has had centuries to master interpersonal skills, while Luna's knowledge of social cues and expectations is a full millennium out of date, with a heaping helping of guilt on top.

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How are there only eight stories tagged with both Trixie and Cheese Sandwich? And how are none of them romances between the two?

I mean, honestly. If you're going to write fics about implausible romances and characters who shouldn't know each other, why not the itinerant performers? Maybe they met in line while restocking their supplies of fireworks and flash paper, or while getting their explosive clockwork contraptions serviced. Ooh! Or while getting their cape and poncho mended!

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One day, a young filly was taking a tour of Canterlot castle. As she followed the guide, she gazed in wonder at all scenes from history recreated in the stained glass windows that lined the halls. One window caught her attention though, both because she didn't recognize the scene and because the guide glossed over it entirely.

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A human shows up in Equestria! He's just called Anon, and all the ponies love him! He hangs out and drinks with Berry Punch, and has to spend his days dodging all the mares after him!

Now, for the twists.

The guy is anonymous because he's got amnesia. He's not just generically bland, he legitimately has no history.

All the ponies love him, and no one knows why. It is decidedly unnatural, and the plot of the story is about finding out what's going on and how to stop it.

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