The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Do not let perfection be the enemy of good.

There shouldn't be nine teddy bears

I'm not dead yet

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.

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Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

All my things are horse things!

Hah, you think my heart beats as warm as that?

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

I am A Fistful of Apples.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

I'm Comma-Kazie; grammarian, nitpicker, and all-around master of feels.

Hello everypony My name is Bill O'Reilly, I'm a political commenter on Fox news. When I'm not busy curing gays with prayer I like to write stories about ponies. God Bless America.

This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.

Just a place to host my pony-related ramblings.

Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?

Yep.

He's this guy, who writes stuff.

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

I like ponies.

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt

Applejack is best pony~~