George Carlin is my favorite "philosopher." Lyra is best pony. Raindrops is best pegasus. Sunset Shimmer is best human.

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell? (He/Him)

Captain Cutie on duty!

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

A Warning to Others

Writing GLORIOUS trash. Nothing more or less.

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

Too much to write; too little time

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

It's fanfiction all the way down.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

Proud citizen of the Upper Echelon of Mediocrity!

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I'm Canadian!

I like to pretend that I know what I'm doing.

Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

I'm Jordan Kinsley, and I'm a relentless shipper. Send me a PM or leave a comment about my stories, I love getting feedback. Patreon!

Dead Account

This is for porn. Want more? Go HERE. Want to commission a story? Send me a PM!

Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

"You are a weird combo of Pinkie Pie and Sweetie Belle." -Ausbrony "You're actually Discord, aren't you?" -Ausbrony, again

CvBrony here, you can call me Cv ("cee vee"). My wife poked me hard enough to try the show, and a bit later, here I am. Now with Patreon!

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

I type stories using my hands

Integrating...

I'm mostly a musician, and you may know me as 4EverfreeBrony, but I also write stories sometimes. Follow me, if you'd like to!

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose

"Un bon mot ne prouve rien." (Voltaire)

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies