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Just getting started on this site, hope to make stories people will remember. 18 years old, and I love to write.

Thank you to all who serve, and all who have served.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Hello there, I'm a slightly original writer trying his best to improve and meet unreasonable deadlines, that are already due.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Who let the dogs out?

I really should update this crappy avatar. If you need some commissions done, check out my gallery on Tumblr or message me.

Born 8/27/98 it has always been my dream to be a writer, I saw MLP in 2010 but became a brony in 2013 after seeing The Ticket Master ps. just so you know Im male and suck at spelling : D

Twilight Sparkle is best pony, OctaScratch is OTP. Thanks for checking out my stories and/or profile!

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

I write the occasional pony story. What else could possibly matter?

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

"Un bon mot ne prouve rien." (Voltaire)

I write terrible fan fiction and I'm generally a terrible person; you only think I'm joking...

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Warning: Stories subject to change at a drinks notice.

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

The One Who Writes. Intermittently, Without Fail.

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.

Male. Young adult. Brony. Favorite pony, Luna. Favorite villian, Discord.

Completely mad, balding superhero :D

The RoboWriter.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

*strokes blanket* I am a good writer. I am a good writer. I am a good writer...

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

I am a currently 16 year old cynic who used to love the show and is still on this site for some reason. Once in a blue moon I actually write something.

I only sometimes do evil dances. Evil laughs are much more common with me.

So, yeah, I'm a new writer, a fan of HiE and PoE fics, and am from the mid-atlantic Untied States.

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

I read it for the Plot.

We didn't start the fire.

8000 soldiers!

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.