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Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie's marriage was going great until Pinkie suddenly decided she wanted babies. How was she supposed to know making them takes more than just friendship?

Thankfully, Twilight has just the spell to help them out! Now Pinkie and Rainbow Dash -- or rather, Rainbow Blitz -- have a whole week to do the deed.

If only things didn't keep getting in their way...

Rated "Pretty Good" by PaulAsaran!

Chapters (8)
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Comments ( 139 )

Oh lord.

This is gonna be... Yeah.

...Carry on, my friend.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Oh lord... and this is where it all begins...

When I first saw that cover art, I thought there was something wrong with Pinkie. And then I noticed the clock.

I shall be along for this ride. Everyone aboard the Babymobile!

First fiction I've read in a while that feels like I'm reading straight from the show. Looking forward to next Sunday, and the Sunday after that, and the Sunday after that!

Why wouldn't Pinkie know where babies come from?

It's finally happeningggggg

Oh, this ought to be rich. Favorite and tracking. I'll just wait there until next Sunday :pinkiehappy:

A weekly update... Hmm, how many chapters?

"And I know everything about raising babies from foalsitting for the cakes!"
"There's all kinds of foals "
There are

I love the premise for this story. It's basically a metaphor for the dilemmas facing a lot of women I know. The cold open may have been a bit heavy handed (showing a literal biological clock). Still, there are very few stories on Fimfiction addressing women's issues (not surprising given the demographics of Fimfiction), so I'm very interested in seeing how this story develops.

Author Interviewer

I hope you're not setting yourself up for disappointment. <.< I mean, this is a comedy, after all, I'm not trying to tackle weighty issues in the least. And it's kind of more a men's issues story, if anything. Just saying...

5576299 this story updates Sundays

I just read the description and I think my friend StarRunner sums up our reaction quite nicely...

Just a series of cockbocks huh? :rainbowlaugh:

Author Interviewer

Well, not just that... :V

>dat biology clock
Jesus, you've hooked me even before the title. :rainbowderp:

Definitely going to keep an eye on this story.

5577205 Stop pissing out featured stories, it's spamming the featured box.

Author Interviewer

I believe you have mistaken me for short skirts and explosions, sir :V


But no, srsly, this didn't get featured. :B That I know of, anyway.

5577522 No, but it's in the hot box on the right. :D

5577522 No, I have not. I have seen your name on the featured board many times before.

Author Interviewer

Nicely done! I think that you really understand all of the ponies personalities and the story is really accurate to how pinkie pie would actually do if this was an actual episode of mlp FIM. 9/10

Dawn of
The First Day
-168 Hours Remain-


Goddammit, Present. I can't believe I'm gonna read this

"Pfft." Rainbow waved her hoof. "Sure I have. My middle name's Responsibility! Lay it on me!"

I was under the impression her middle name was Danger. As in "DANGER don't have a baby with Pinkie."

Author Interviewer

Rainbow Danger Elizabeth Destiny Responsibility Dash :B

5596858 Crap. (As in how I feel right now.)

Author Interviewer

I wanted to have that joke in that scene, but I just couldn't fit it in. :/

"Well," said Twilight, "you've got a week. That should be more than enough time for you two to... you know." She elbowed Rainbow, grinning and waggling her eyebrows.

Am I the only one who wants to see this as a gif?

5602227 You sure aren't...

I'm not sure what I loved more, Fluttershy's reaction to Blitz, or Pinkie's once they got back to her room.

Speaking of reactions, I had the same idea as Blitz about Twilight and her eyebrows. Just no, Twilight.

Nope. You most certainly are not.

"Rainbow Chunk!"
"Handsome Dash!"
"Dash the Mighty?"
"How 'bout Rainbow Kicker?"
"Ooh, I know, Cloud Stomper!"

I immediately thought of this.

Author Interviewer

Nice reference. :D Ach, but ye cannae use the shortened URLs, laddie!

Nice reference. :D Ach, but ye cannae use the shortened URLs, laddie!

Yeah, sorry about that. i don't comment that often and could not get the stupid thing to work.:derpytongue2:

"Awww!" Pinkie slithered around her mate's body, twining under his forelegs and then around to the other side of his head. "But you don't have to look at it, silly," she whispered into his ear. "I'll do all the lookin'."

His wings sprang open.


I know we already had this reaction, but it's gonna happen every time. Imma call it now.

and yes, spike will eventually find out (if he doesn't already know, to tired to re-read the other chapters)

... They've got the same cutie mark and all... I can't imagine Rainbow's mark being repeated often.

Author Interviewer

Don't try to muddy the issue with facts. :V

Day 3, aka The Potty Training of Rainbow Blitz.

"Don't fret, Blitzy-poo! It's easy! You just write yourself a note, because it'll tooootally be in your own hoofwriting, saying that Rainbow Dash had to go to Cloudsdale unexpectedly and now Rainbow Blitz is filling in for her!"

Wow, that's a surprisingly elegant solution to the work problem.

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