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Pinkie Pie explains to Twilight how she, with the help of Rainbow Dash, invented a new type of candy.

(I finally decided to upload this from EqD.)

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#1 · Dec 6th, 2011 · · ·

Oh I remember this one.
Funny as hell. Loved it.

Daawww scootalos first wing boner.....that sounded better in my head:facehoof:

Hah! Really good short story! I was laughing the whole time, XD! I instantly recognized the "Amazing Horse" reference, and could not stop laughing at the last bit. Associative property, hah! I lshfoomcalms'd! (Laughed So Hard, Fell Out Of My Chair And Lost My Sombrero) Absolutely hilarious! Although, I will never look at skittles the same way ever again, XD. Definite 5/5!
-A Very M.A.D. Man

Funny, sweet, finished. Just the way I like 'em. Good story! You wrote Pinkie Pie well.:pinkiehappy:

P.S. Just something I had forgotten to mention in my previous post, but do I spy an Avatar: the Last Air Bender reference in this? Cabbages? Yes? No? Maybe? I don't know, just a guess. Anyone else see it?

Poor Cabbage Pony.

53695 Yeah, I saw it too

I loved this story when i read it over at EQdaily. One of the funniest I've read to date

#10 · Dec 6th, 2011 · · ·

53695
And thusly he was named Cabbage Patch.
Even in ponyville, he can't catch a break.

53620 A hur hur hur. Wingboner. (I had the same thought)

"OH CELESTIA! MY CABBAGES" BAHAHA, comedy gold. :rainbowlaugh:
An epicly raunchy tale, just the way i like 'em :scootangel:

Good story. I may, however, have a problem with the picture you used for it. I know where it came from. Do you have permission to use it?

#14 · Dec 6th, 2011 · · ·

53695 Yes I see it too.

I find myself suddenly craving skittles :P :rainbowwild:

Very funny, I liked it xD

Wow!! Just wow!!!
That was stupendously, amazingifyingly, outragetifyingily funny!!!
(You can tell, 'cause I had to invent two words to do so!!)
Great, great, great!!!
Ciao! I watch you now!!

Y'all have made a incorrigible Appledasher very amused an' happy... five-stars... :ajsmug:
*faints*

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*gasp*hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:
*gasps for air*
A-absolutely amazing! A-a-and Scootaloo's first wingboner! Hahahahahahaha!! :rainbowlaugh: And the cabbage pony! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! :rainbowlaugh:
Haha...hahaha...ha...phew! I'm good. You have earned my watching you, and favoriting this story.
:moustache: :yay:

And now, I sign off!
Godspeed you magnificent bastard-BlazingShadowBrony

. . . By Faust . . . good story and all and uh . . . well . . . nah nothing else needs to be said. :pinkiecrazy:

I recall this fic with great enthusiasm.

4.5/5 out of the gate, only because it was so silly and absurd and I liked it.

One can only guess where she found the taste.:moustache:

*Starts bubbling at the mouth.

+10 for the Cabbages/Avatar reference :pinkiehappy:

This is on FiMFiction now? Sweet. <3

i didn't read anything that said this would be a shipping story, but... the part with 69 (and the following ideas you hid in the following paragraph) kinda made me aware. When I realized, I was like "WHAT? Oh no, I promised myself i wouldn't read anything like this... okay, just a few more lines and I'm done..." (yr). Glad I read it, though. Great job.

#32 · Dec 6th, 2011 · · ·

That was AWESOME!

HAHA!

Love the title image, can't wait to read.

LETSDOTHIS. :pinkiehappy:

...Pft. HAHAHAHAHA! I love it! Instant fav!:rainbowlaugh:

Hah! Wow. Wasn't expecting that. Well until the kiss part. Obviously. That was hilarious. Great job.

Heh. Applejack's implications are amusing.

:pinkiegasp: --> :heart: --> :rainbowderp: --> :pinkiehappy: -->:rainbowwild: = :twilightoops: :applejackconfused:

That was way too funny! What I loved most about each character:
I loved Applejack's part, "If that doesn't taste just like---" :rainbowhuh: "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitake mushrooms" :applejackconfused: "You're kidding, right?" :ajbemused: "Awwwww fuuuuuuuuuudge" :facehoof:
Twilight does not know what to say. "Ehehehehehe. . . heheh. . . heh. . . .":twilightblush:
Rainbow Dash, "This isn't what it looks like" :rainbowderp: "Ah, what the fu-! Yeah, it is. :facehoof:
Pinkie is just oblivious. "TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL" :pinkiecrazy: :pinkiehappy:

Awesome horse reference
Avatar: the Last Airbender reference.
general awesomeness
good writing for Pinkie.
all the elements of a good story. this had them all

#38 · Dec 7th, 2011 · · ·

So... let me get this straight:
:rainbowhuh:+:pinkiehappy:+sex=Skittles?

Okay, so it took her SIXTY-NINE tries to get the recipe right? ... :rainbowlaugh:

O.o

XD Wow... Nice chapter... Wow...

Scoot's first wingboner? ... *Feels awkward* I'm afraid to show any emotion here at all, as I could get flamed, not matter what stance I take...

~ Minstrel of Equestria

Wow...this is BAD.
Like a train wreck bad. I can't look away, and for some reason I'm laughing at the absurdity of it.

:rainbowwild: I remember this one

The absurdity and hilarity that only Pinkie's involvement can provide.

We are alarmed and happy after reading this.
Thats a thumbs up from me and :twilightsheepish:.

#43 · Dec 7th, 2011 · · ·

So thats how skittles were made... I dont feel like eating skittles anymore now O.o.

#44 · Dec 7th, 2011 · · ·

Thank you, I used to love skittles...

You're a real jerk for writing this...5/5

Love the story,
love the references,
love the oh-not-subtle phrases and double meanings,
love that story, it is weird :pinkiehappy:

53837
Why!!??!? It fits so perfectly!!! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

I'm loling too hard to write a smart comment :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

What the f- how da f- when da f- why da f- who da f- IM SO CONFUSED:pinkiegasp::derpyderp2:

O_O

....

what the crap did I just read?

Whatever it was, I failed to grasp whatever hidden Freudian meanings that these other folks have. For one thing, I've got no idea what happened because CUTAWAY.

For once, I'm thankful for my naïveté. Otherwise I'd understand this and SHOCK AND AWE. I fail to comprehend how exactly they were made.

Can one claim she found the taste... Dashing? ~yay~

Or maybe that they started of at the wrong end? *Wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

Or just that she now knows what actually lies at the end of the rainbow? "Eh, I've got nothing!"

No matter the pun, a fun story! A bit to much "Pinkie Pie, you're so random!" for my taste, but a good story none-the-less! 4/5

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