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Oh I remember this one.
Funny as hell. Loved it.
Daawww scootalos first wing boner.....that sounded better in my head
Hah! Really good short story! I was laughing the whole time, XD! I instantly recognized the "Amazing Horse" reference, and could not stop laughing at the last bit. Associative property, hah! I lshfoomcalms'd! (Laughed So Hard, Fell Out Of My Chair And Lost My Sombrero) Absolutely hilarious! Although, I will never look at skittles the same way ever again, XD. Definite 5/5!
-A Very M.A.D. Man
Funny, sweet, finished. Just the way I like 'em. Good story! You wrote Pinkie Pie well.
lol awesome!
P.S. Just something I had forgotten to mention in my previous post, but do I spy an Avatar: the Last Air Bender reference in this? Cabbages? Yes? No? Maybe? I don't know, just a guess. Anyone else see it?
Poor Cabbage Pony.
53695 Yeah, I saw it too
I loved this story when i read it over at EQdaily. One of the funniest I've read to date
53695
And thusly he was named Cabbage Patch.
Even in ponyville, he can't catch a break.
53620 A hur hur hur. Wingboner. (I had the same thought)
"OH CELESTIA! MY CABBAGES" BAHAHA, comedy gold.
An epicly raunchy tale, just the way i like 'em
Good story. I may, however, have a problem with the picture you used for it. I know where it came from. Do you have permission to use it?
53695 Yes I see it too.
I find myself suddenly craving skittles :P
Very funny, I liked it xD
Beautiful
NICE
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Wow!! Just wow!!!
That was stupendously, amazingifyingly, outragetifyingily funny!!!
(You can tell, 'cause I had to invent two words to do so!!)
Great, great, great!!!
Ciao! I watch you now!!
Y'all have made a incorrigible Appledasher very amused an' happy... five-stars...
*faints*
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*gasp*hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
And the cabbage pony! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! 
*gasps for air*
A-absolutely amazing! A-a-and Scootaloo's first wingboner! Hahahahahahaha!!
Haha...hahaha...ha...phew! I'm good. You have earned my watching you, and favoriting this story.
And now, I sign off!
Godspeed you magnificent bastard-BlazingShadowBrony
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69 batches?
LOL
I recall this fic with great enthusiasm.
4.5/5 out of the gate, only because it was so silly and absurd and I liked it.
One can only guess where she found the taste.
*Starts bubbling at the mouth.
+10 for the Cabbages/Avatar reference
This is on FiMFiction now? Sweet. <3
i didn't read anything that said this would be a shipping story, but... the part with 69 (and the following ideas you hid in the following paragraph) kinda made me aware. When I realized, I was like "WHAT? Oh no, I promised myself i wouldn't read anything like this... okay, just a few more lines and I'm done..." (yr). Glad I read it, though. Great job.
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That was AWESOME!
HAHA!
Love the title image, can't wait to read.
LETSDOTHIS.
...Pft. HAHAHAHAHA! I love it! Instant fav!
Hah! Wow. Wasn't expecting that. Well until the kiss part. Obviously. That was hilarious. Great job.
Heh. Applejack's implications are amusing.
That was way too funny! What I loved most about each character:
"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitake mushrooms" 
"You're kidding, right?" 
"Awwwww fuuuuuuuuuudge" 
"Ah, what the fu-! Yeah, it is. 
I loved Applejack's part, "If that doesn't taste just like---"
Twilight does not know what to say. "Ehehehehehe. . . heheh. . . heh. . . ."
Rainbow Dash, "This isn't what it looks like"
Pinkie is just oblivious. "TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
Awesome horse reference
Avatar: the Last Airbender reference.
general awesomeness
good writing for Pinkie.
all the elements of a good story. this had them all
So... let me get this straight:
+
+sex=Skittles?
Okay, so it took her SIXTY-NINE tries to get the recipe right? ...
O.o
XD Wow... Nice chapter... Wow...
Scoot's first wingboner? ... *Feels awkward* I'm afraid to show any emotion here at all, as I could get flamed, not matter what stance I take...
~ Minstrel of Equestria
Wow...this is BAD.
Like a train wreck bad. I can't look away, and for some reason I'm laughing at the absurdity of it.
The absurdity and hilarity that only Pinkie's involvement can provide.
We are alarmed and happy after reading this.
.
Thats a thumbs up from me and
So thats how skittles were made... I dont feel like eating skittles anymore now O.o.
Thank you, I used to love skittles...
You're a real jerk for writing this...5/5
Love the story,
love the references,
love the oh-not-subtle phrases and double meanings,
love that story, it is weird
53837
Why!!??!? It fits so perfectly!!!
I'm loling too hard to write a smart comment
What the f- how da f- when da f- why da f- who da f- IM SO CONFUSED
O_O
....
what the crap did I just read?
Whatever it was, I failed to grasp whatever hidden Freudian meanings that these other folks have. For one thing, I've got no idea what happened because CUTAWAY.
For once, I'm thankful for my naïveté. Otherwise I'd understand this and SHOCK AND AWE. I fail to comprehend how exactly they were made.
Can one claim she found the taste... Dashing? ~yay~
Or maybe that they started of at the wrong end? *Wink, wink, nudge, nudge*
Or just that she now knows what actually lies at the end of the rainbow? "Eh, I've got nothing!"
No matter the pun, a fun story! A bit to much "Pinkie Pie, you're so random!" for my taste, but a good story none-the-less! 4/5
“What? What’s going on? What happened?” A green stallion with a grey mane pushed his way through the crowd, halting suddenly when he saw the wreckage. His face twisted into a look of horror. “OH CELESTIA. MY CABBAGES! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?” He frantically stepped through the rubble, trying desperately to salvage any remnants of his wares. He shortly gave up and began sobbing into his hooves.
IU loved that show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!