KNKE, Sweet Luvin Radio! Your number 1 station in Equestria for all your favorite smooth jazz, romance mood setters, and sensual pleasure songs; with your sleek, sexy host Kinkie Pie. Listen anytime for situations both cool or piping hot.
Everyone knows Pinkie Pie as the bouncy, lovable pink pony who's friends with everyone and always has a smile on her face; but what they don't know is that she's also the sexual radio pony Kinkie Pie at night. Giving sexual advice and the right music, she spices up everyone's evening with flair. But that's not to say other's can't spice up her life in return. Passions flare, and secrets come out in this song of love! Can you handle how hot things are about to get?
I'd like to thank my friend Blackflameheart for help with editing and formatting this story, as well as my friends Fire Frets and PenguinyUnicorn for their help as peer reviewers and for their help in the editing process. Also thanks to Fire Frets for the cover art! I hope you all enjoy!
Disclaimer: Think of this story like an Austin Power's movie. Perverted and funny, but not so sexual that it gets pornographic. If you're here to clop, please know now that this is in no way a clop fic, and you are an embarrassment and a shame upon yourself should you try anyway. Remember, always practice safe reading, remember to laugh, and show some restraint.
I can only conclude that Pinkie stashes new voices all over town in the event of a voice emergency. (Then again, having written a story in which Pinkie, for a moment anyway, doesn't sound at all like herself, I am not about to make a fuss.)
This was good fun, though I would never, ever listen to something like this myself.
4792506 Thank you! And thank you for reading my first MLP story.
That was so wrong. And so funny. There are a few little proofreading things that could be neatened up, but I really enjoyed this one.
4792554 Thank you. If you happen to notice anything if you could PM them to me here or on DeviantART I'd be much appreciative. :)
I totally thought this was gonna be Pinkie doing a Ponyville version of LoveLine (local radio show for those who don't know). Little disappointing that it's not that, but that's on me.
4792761 lol that is an idea though isn't it? ;)
Never once have I come across this kind of radio in real life. They're probably out there, I'm sure.
Nice use of the present tense. A few grammar issues scattered around, but overall, this was a great read.
...Strawberry milk. Good one Kinkie.
Austin powers? Who's Spike Mini Me?
Call in to KNKE (nookie) radio.
Hello, Welcome to KNKE radio how can I help you???? 
Hi My names SPI. . .SPI . . Slinter yes Splinter, I have this crush on a local mare. . .
Kinkie pops out of Spikes radio saying "FOREVER. . ."
4796185 Ha. XD Nice.