Dear Twilight Sparkle:
First off, I’m pleased with how Fluttershy has progressed on her assertiveness training. I was worried that “New Fluttershy” would be lost forever once we switched back to “Fluttershy Classic”, but it seems she isn’t quite the same as she was before, so I guess I won after all.
Secondly, I’m quite surprised you didn’t actually implant a microchip into your fax machine’s brain. I mean, haven’t you ever worried that he might one day get sick of your shit and leave you forever? I mean, between the emasculating dresses you and Rarity like to give him, the hilarious abuse you make him suffer through, and his complete lack of self-esteem, it was pretty much only a matter of time before he tried to go off to join the great fax machine migration.
The thing I find most hilarious, however, is your surprising lack of precautions during your journey. I mean, you went off to see dragons, which are incredibly powerful beings who can breathe fire. Did it never occur to you that there might be some horrific danger? I mean, at the very least you should have learned some ice magic to fight against their fires and do some damage. Or better yet, bring along some fairies to do massive damage while being immune to dragon attacks.
Anyway, I’m glad the dragon-costume making lessons I gave to Rarity paid off. Aren't you proud of my new student? Also, I’m worried about the dangers of inbreeding in dragons, given that, in addition to your fax machine, we now have Crackle. That thing is so pathetic! I mean, it almost reminds me of…
Hey, Twilight? Do you by any chance have a dragon uncle?
Anyway, it’s nice to see that fax machine now has some companionship to keep him content in his miserable existence. Of course, he’s probably gonna end up fucking it up and drive the little bird away. Who’d want to live with him, anyway?
Your Dragon-loving former teacher, Princess Celestia.
P.S.: Don't Fus Ro Fuck with me, young lady.
Gosh, I wonder what those costume-making lessons were for?
Fax Machine migration, love it!
3873505 I don't think we want to know.
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I think Xerox Convention would have been funnier.
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I saw him as a fellow hardened by loneliness and desperation that knew when to have a good laugh and when to take charge.
Oh well, to each their own. As a parting gift, I give you air from my lungs.
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3873390 Yep. Ice as well, with its super effectiveness on dragons. No mention of dragons being weak to dragons though.
I'll Fus Ro Fuck you as much as I want.
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I did a lot better than I thought I would, given I've only just started Season 4 (of the new Doctor Who, not FiM).
3875022 That would probably just mean that the older fax machines would eat Spike
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Only missed a couple of the, imo, less obvious ones. Like the Waters of Mars one. They just sorta, passed over my head.
I got ten out of fourteen eleven if you count my version of the clone
3880767 Oh, they're both such horrible ponies they should be eaten by Quarry Eels!
Or tentacle worms... that would be hot.
3880767 Read "The Best Night Ever" chapter of the original. You'll see Celestia's far from a saint.
Most hillarious story I've read yet. You really are a master writer.
Chapter forty-eight: Dragon Quest:
"Being" needs an s, it is singular while the rest of the sentence is plural.
Seabreeze could totally kick any dragon's ass.
KBO.
4213216 OH. Thanks for catching that.
Also, note how the fairy ponies/breezies were glaring at
SpikeFax Machine after he apologized for screwing up their migration. He's lucky Twilight didn't let them stay at her houseAll the references!
When I saw they have a Crackle my first thought was the Crackle from Sofia the first. I hope that is what they are talking about.
...Then there's this chapter, where the humor not only remains meaningless (Step 1: drone on about flaw in episode. Step 2: N/A.), but also relies on random Spike hate to be...well, I think you're trying to be funny. Why are you even writing this?