Schnitzel hated his lot in life, but carried on every day, knowing tomorrow could always be better, provided Chowder didn't eat all the food again or set the kitchen on fire.

Then he woke up in a magical place after accidentally inhaling too much Pizazz.

(I loved this show, by the way. Also, I know the way he's spelled in the picture is different from how I've spelled it, but come on; his name is based on a real food.)

"Hey, uh, Rick, what did you want me to, uh, write down here again?"

"Look, Morty, it's not that urp complicated, just, just write down a generic description of what we did."

"But Rick, we did a lot of things!"

"Then figurp it out, Morty. Christ, and here I thought you were getting at least a bit smarter. Just, write down something about, uh, 'Rick and Morty Get Stuff From Horse Land'. 'Morty and Rick and something something horse pun'. I dunno, something."

"I want to go back to the ponies..."

"Oh, I bet you would like that, huh, MMMorty? Go back to the girly dimension full of urp friendship and magic and all that. Look, just give it here, I'll, uh, just put it up as it is."

Now with coverart by some guy named Shadow Bolt

Gabe Newell, our lord and savor of PC gaming was sitting on his throne of money and graphics cards one day when he decides that he needs to travel to Equestria and challenge Princess Celestia (as well as Princess Twilight) to a competitive match of Counter Strike: Global Offensive, Team Fortress 2, and Dota 2. Celestia (having nothing better to do) takes Gabe up on his offer and accepts his challenge.

Join this edge of your seat story (note: there are no guarantees that you'll be on the edge of your seat) as Gabe and Celestia game it out in a tournament to determine who gets an exclusive TF2 item!

Also Mike Harrington is in the story too, and Twilight, and Luna doesn't come into the story until towards the end so... Yeah, look forward to that I guess.

Rated T because of the occasional swearing, but they're not abused. It's more like a fine seasoning, they're added just in the right parts and in the right moments to make it a perfect comedy filet.

Hope you enjoy it! And if you don't enjoy it, please feel free to tell me how I'm a terrible person. It's what the comment section is there for.

Merasmus has had enough. He has been defeated too many times, labeled as insane, and has do deal with soldiers antics. Well he has had enough, he opens a portal from his bombonomicon and jumps through in hopeing to find a place filled with peace. He finds a world filled with ponies, can be finally have some peace and quiet, or will he go crazy and destroy equestria.

Luna challenges Anon to a battle of the minds. The Battlefield: His Dreams.

Narrated by Wuten the Narrator
Spanish Translation by Spaniard Kiwi

This story is contained in my book "Dash Tries to Win Your Heart and Other Short Pony Stories"

If you have interest in purchasing this non-profit book, check out my online store at this link: https://www.lulu.com/search?adult_audience_rating=00&q=flutterpriest

Anon is called by Lyra for an extreme emergency. She has to die. Right now. But not for real. Just so she doesn't have to pay taxes.

Written on a prompt by Rated Ponystar

After hundreds of millennia, Alucard, Seras Victoria and, the newest Vampire of the three, Sir Integra Fairbrook Windgates Hellsing wake up in a world that is no longer habited by humans but by ponies, pegasi and unicorns. Now chaos ensues when the Mane Six find them since Integra wants to rebuild her organisation, Seras now wants to blow up most thing with her Harkonnen and Alucard is being, well, Alucard.

Oh, and somehow, Alexander Anderson and his two students are alive.

Based on the Hellsing Abridged series and Hellsing Ultimate, but with my own flare.
Please don't sue me I own nothing.

Now Rated Teen because I kind of kill them on a regular basis, but they're immortal so they get better.

The continuing story of those in Canterlot Castle and the surrounding areas. With four immature gods running about, is anybody going to survive? Probably. However, with each day, the madness in Equestria grows and sadly I don't think anyone actually cares anymore.

It's time for Equestria's Crazies; a tale of love, of tasers, comedy and finally me, tormenting as many ponies as possible before I get bored.

[Head's up, this story is an Episodic series. Each chapter is it's own contained "Story" but really it's just whatever I want to happen on that particular day.]

Canterlot... For centuries, Canterlot was the shining gem of Equestria, the pinnacle of pony society. Now, it’s a reminder, a bleak and monolithic warning to the world. 

Changed by the chemical and technological poisons that plague the mountain, an abomination of nature, I wander the greatest disaster Equestria has ever seen. 

... I will escape eventually, and when I do, I hope my friends still see me as Twilight Sparkle, and not the monster that hides among the ruins. 

Spike now harnesses the bloodstone scepter making him the ruler of all dragon kind. Of course he hands it off as part of an important lesson on friendship, right? Naw. He immediately goes mad with power.