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// Chapter 2: Three Psychopaths Vs. Three Psychopaths 
// Story: My Little Hellsing 
// by Mr Wolf 
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Alucard could only grin, after all, it's not everyday someone you like to give a beat down survives the battle of London.  The laughter grew louder, and louder, only scaring the fillies and Fluttershy. Then came a thundering man with spiky blond hair, glasses, a scar under his left eye, dressed in a trench coat and holding two bayonets.

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the two whores and the CrimsonFucker. See you survived these millennia as well, and by the looks of things you began the fun without me." He said, a bit of *Eyetalian in his voice.

"Alexander Anderson, how did you survive having your heart torn out by Alucard?" Sir Integra asked.

"I'm a regenerating agent made by the human race to kill unholy offspring such as yourselves, of course my heart will grow back!" Anderson could only grin with glee, "Speaking of which..." Anderson then lunged at Alucard who merely shot him in the forehead, before being ambushed by, what the Mane Six and CMC presume, Anderson's backup. one of them looked Japonies and the other was dressed the same as Anderson but had a Germane-Oxtrian style to his clothing.

"Yumie!" Shouted Seras,moving to attack the Japonies.

"Hienkel Wulf!" Exclaimed Sir Integra, going to intercept the, now known, Germane. Laughter could be heard and the Ponies could only watch in mixed horror, curiosity, fascination, disbelieve and, finally, awe as the hole Alucard made in the big man's head closed. 

The two sides clashed and the forest was turned into a battlefield, trees were blown away by the Harkonnen, sword and gun clashed and body parts kept regenerating on both sides. In short it was a Hellhole.

It soon came to the point that both sides were at a stalemate, but that quickly changed when Seras got an idea.

"Master, Sir Integra we need to swap opponents!" Seras had to yell over the noise of the fight. Alucard and Sir Integra looked at each other and grinned. Alucard swapped with Sir Integra, Sir Integra with Seras and Seras with Alucard. Then the tide of battle changed: Yumie was a skilled warrior but even she could not assault a quick reacting vampire, She was too busy defending from Sir Integra's fast blows. Hienkel Wulf   kept dodging Alucard's rounds, only firing a few for himself, and Anderson couldn't cut Seras' shots without being blown back. Eventually the three non-vampires regrouped.

"You know what, I've had enough of this" Anderson pulled a book out of his coat and the pages came out, engulfing the three in a tornado of pages before it dispersed, leaving not one of the attackers being seen.

"And then they went waa, waa, waa,  all the way home." Alucard laughed.

"Well know that's out the way maybe we can get back to moving?" Sir Integra looked over to the Mane Six and CMC. They were stunned and shocked beyond believe.

"Awesome, that was so cool how they... Rarity?" Rainbow Dash poked the white mare and Rarity toppled over, stiff as a board and the shocked plastered to her face.

Twilight shook her head "This is going to be a long day."


*Eyetaly is the home of  the Cyclops.