//------------------------------// // High Budgets, Poor Attacks and an Angry Pony // Story: My Little Hellsing // by Mr Wolf //------------------------------// A month after the Sun Princess said that Sir Integra can rebuild her Organization, she began to regret it. Alucard stole almost all of Spike's gems and attempted to sell it back to him for 50'000 bits (It took a full week to explain the form of currency to the Three) a piece, Seras blew up the Ponyville General Hospital, the Canterlot Vault, Blueblood's house at least six times and a cake store twice (Celestia was lying in her bed, crying and shouting "OH THE AGONY" from both times) with her Harkonnen just for laughs, surprisingly no-one was injured. Sir Integra... Okay she did nothing but literally build her Headquaters from the very first brick. Luna walked into her sister's room as Celestia, to avoid another incident, was finishing building a cake storehouse. "We thinks thou should go on a non-cake diet." The Lunar Princess said. "You know no-pony talks like that anymore right?" "I know, I just like to annoy you with it." Luna responded with a giggle. "Luna, can you do me a favour?" asked Celestia. "Hmm... I don't know Tia, the last time you asked me to do something for you it took, like what, a day for for the royal plumbers to unclog my royal throne." Luna shuddered at the memory (A/N It was too gruesome for me to write it down, it would have given you nightmares, IM SERIOUS!) "It's easy Lulu, just tell Twilight that we're comming over to talk to Sir Integra. I can't do it because I need to find as much cake as possible to store down there." Celestia explained. *************************************************************************************************************** "Okay so let me get this straight, The unreborn Hellsing Organization is being sued!?". It was only ten minutes into the conference, but for Sir Integra it was an eternal hell. Being the head of a monster extermination company she can handle, turned into a vampire she came to terms with quickly, but it was torture to listen to complaints. "Yes, I know we said you can stay and build up your business, but we're having a difficult time justifying some of these expenses." Luna began." Most of them under..." "Alucard, please list them so we can get this over with." Sir Integra interrupted. Celestia began with the list." First up, a 300 bit fine for robbing a mare of all her goods and attempting to burn down the store in Manehatten." "Lets not forget about the priceless antique sword collection owned by sno- I mean Prince Blueblood, I believe the note on the claim was 'I thought I could paint them red but I couldn't find enough cockatrices, so i scrapped them.'" Twilight continued for Celestia. "Truth be told he did the same thing with my father's car, but with goat's blood." Prince Blueblood chose that time to run into the room, looking like as though he's about to shit real fierce. "Keep those psycopaths away from me!" he panted. "ALUCARD! SERAS! STAY OUT OF TROUBLE UNTIL THE..." An explosion rocked the building, followed by screams and the sound of chomping. Then a guard came into the room. "Your majesties, I have good news, bad news and horrific news." The guard began. "The bad news is: a platoon of changelings are attacking Princess Twilights castle." This earned a few gasps from the attendents. "And the good news?" Asked Cadence. "The good news is that Alucard and Seras are handling it as we speak." A changeling head crashed through the windows. "The horrific news is... well... Oh... (glurk)" The poor pony then showed what he had for lunch. "Alucard and Seras are eating them." Sir Integra finished the sentance for the guard. Everyone went to the window to see if its true, but the sight that greeted them would scar them for life: A massacar of changelings, Alucard and Seras both eating them all in nightmarish forms. Sir Integra smirked "So what was the issue on our budget?"