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// Something Something Rick 
// Story: Rick and Morty Do Equestria 
// by The card holder 
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Twilight glanced into what was left of her library, frowning. Rick and Morty had been sitting in there, watching TV, for more than a few hours now. Every time she tried to get them to move, they'd mutter out some variation of "No," and just continue watching the screen. At one point, she even overheard Rick saying that the coast should be clear for them now, and yet still they remained.

On top of that, Spike kept trying to join them, but Twilight did her best to refuse. She had seen a good amount of the programs that they were watching, and she decided that they were a bit too mature for a baby dragon to watch, no matter how much that same dragon complained about it.

Starlight, meanwhile, had left the castle entirely, saying she was going out to do "something something friendship lessons, or something." Twilight didn't get a chance to question her on what exactly she meant by that, as Starlight teleported away immediately after saying it.

Both princesses were still oblivious to Rick's presence this time, as far as Twilight knew, and she was still unsure if she'd even let them know, anyway. After all, between the TV and his copious drinking, Rick wasn't really in any sort of state for serious conversation.

That didn't stop him from talking, though. "H- Hey, Morty, why don't you go urp pay your girlfriend a visit, eh?"

"Shut up, Rick, you purposely manipulated both of us into doing that."

"Oh shit, Morty knows big words!" Rick yelled into the air dramatically. "He can actually learn! It's a miracle!"

"We've been going on these bullshit adventures for a couple years now!" Morty shouted back. "I know what you think of me, but I'm not retarded!"

"I thought you shouldn't say 'retarded', Morty?" Rick asked, giving a smug smile.

Morty seemed shocked at the revelation, before he let out a strangled cry. "That's it, you drunk piece of-!"

Twilight chose that time to teleport between them, physically separating the two humans before they could come to blows with one another. "You two, stop fighting!"

"Fuck you, Dwight!" Rick yelled. "Let me at that little retarded cocksucker!"

"Shut the hell up, Rick!"

"Both of you be quiet!" Twilight shouted, silencing both of them. "Now, let's all take a moment to calm down..."

"Oh great, now she's playing therapist," Rick said, rolling his eyes.

"Yeah, that's pretty lame, Twilight," Morty added.

Twilight huffed. "Look, I'm the princess of friendship, okay? So it's my job to make sure friends like yourselves stay friends."

"We're not friends, we're family," Morty said. "It's completely different."

"And 'princess of friendship'?" Rick asked. "Sounds like they just made up a title for you so you'd be able to feel important, even though you do jack shit for the country."

"I'll have you know that I've saved-"

At that exact moment, deep in space, a pair of stars crossed orbits in such a way that a massive beam of gamma radiation was shot out through the cosmos, which had fully impacted the planet, which completely burned away any and all life in a matter of seconds, despite the beam lasting for centuries. After just a few minutes, the planet was reduced to nothing but a dried out piece of rock, all life on it completely and utterly wiped out.

The Rick and Morty of that dimension perished with the planet, obviously, but there were still plenty of other Ricks and Mortys across the multiverse, as well as a number of different Equestrias. However, none of them ever saw fit to cross paths, and as such no version of Equestria was ever visited by a version of Rick and/or Morty again.