Anon and I have been friends for awhile now. We get along together and Dinky loves him to death. I feel very fortunate to have a friend like him. Its just, I have always liked Anon a little more than I probably should. He needs a friend right now, seeing as he just went through a bad break up.

Who am I kidding anyways. Who would want me? I'm just... damaged goods.

You are Anonymous the lone human in equestra. Everyweek, you meet with twilight to talk about how things go back where you came from. But a meeting for one pony, might look like a date for another...

Finally, the story alot of you have been waiting for. My explanation to why the quality is a bit lower than the rest: I HAD TO WRITE IT OVER LIKE 6 TIMES. everytime changing the story completely. Why you ask? Because I couldn't think of anything with twilight :P

Story number eight in the heartwarming moment series.
Who's next?

Have you ever been on a trip that you really did not want to go on? Well that's how I feel right about now. I'm Edward, just some 23 year old shut-in and I've been dragged along for a boring-ass vacation on some island in the middle of nowhere.

Although, it would seem that my destination would be somewhere very different. While still being in the middle of nowhere, I'm in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of talking colorful horses. What's worse, is I can't even understand a damn thing they are saying; but, oh it gets even better than that; I'm now somehow one of these things.

Before I can even think about getting out of this mess, I'll need to learn how to even walk and talk like one of them, maybe then I can get some answers and hopefully find my way home.

Earlier chapters are weak. You've been warned.
Rated teen for slight language and suggestive themes.
Edited by Darastrix. Pre-read by Azu.
Cover image by Sinrar.
Not a blatant self-insert.

A long... Long time ago, back before the Two Pony Princesses recovered the Elements of Harmony... there was a titanic battle between a Majin and a Spirit of Chaos, inevitably the Majin won and as a prize she consumed the spirit and was trapped in stone by the Princesses when they unleashed the Elements of Harmony.

Now, over a thousand years later, The Majin Destroyer is back and ready to kick some flank!

Well isn't this something? I've been taken to... Whatever the hell this place is, and I don't even understand why. What's so special about me? Now I have to struggle to keep my sanity in this god forsaken place. I mean, talking ponies? How could you NOT go insane after awhile? Though I'd rather be here than back with my father. Hopefully I can go home. There is a way... Right?

All of his life, Singer Case has been different from most colts. Often looked down upon for various reasons and/or getting made fun of and called a loser. Through it all he goes along with his friends and the ponies he cares about as he toughs it through bullies, family problems and career struggles. Join Singer, as he searches for the place where he belongs, searching his heart for the paths he needs to take in life and where his true home lies.

Twilight Sparkle has made a breakthrough. Inspired by previous events, she has devised a way for ponies to travel into space... and faster than the speed of light. A test of this technology brings incredible events into fruition, for both Equestria and their entire world. But just as visitors from other worlds make their presence known, dark forces begin to move in the court of Equestria, threatening to dethrone the princesses and plunge the country into a totalitarian nightmare. The ponies, with the help of old friends and new friends, must band together to stop this threat once and for all and save their land and their people.

Matrix, Captain Matrix, that's all he's known as, nobody knows his real name, for its hidden by his past life so well that even he tends to forget,

19 years old, 19 years old and yet he's accomplished so much, but experienced things that nobody should go through at such a young age.

He became a pilot for the royal air force, performed well and made a reputation, made a few friends but was an outcast, a freak to most all because of what he was.

That didn't phase him, none of it, but what did though was the loss of the remaining family he could ever hold close to him.

Now, now he takes flight for the last time on earth, before approaching the brink of death and entering a new world, a world he could only ever think of being in his own dreams.

But what could happen to him here, here in this new world?

Who will he meet?

Will his life change for the better?

Or will he crash and burn again, just like before......

On hiatus until I find the time, effort and self esteem to re-write the entire story.

credit goes to veteran O'awesome, silverstien222, cyclone flash, split second and red tear(subtle rampage) corosive dash and ShadowFall for being part of this

new cover art credit goes to unitoone on deviantART http://unitoone.deviantart.com/check out his work

When a United States Army Ranger arrives in Equestria, the land is plauged by chaos, even the Royal guards cannot fight them off. Befriended by the mane six, the soldier is hired to help guard and fight for Equestria...

A reposting of a story on fanfiction.net

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7921895/1/Guardians_of_the_Elements_of_Harmony

Author has consented

I remember noticing some grammar errors when reading this first time, unfortunately I'm too lazy to correct. If you guys'll comment on them, I'll fix 'em.

For years Lyra has been obsessed with humans to the point where its become disturbing. Everything she says has to be about humans. Imagine how bad things would be if a human ACTUALLY showed up.

Your name is Anon, you are human and you have been living in Twilight's spare room for about three months. On one fate-given day Lyra catches wind of a human living in Ponyville and goes completely nuts determined to find you.
(I'm tired of seeing all this dark and gloomy Human involved stories. Time for a little comical change of pace, eh?)
The Hiatus is broken this story will continue