How long have I been here? I don't know and am not sure I want to. All I know is that my old "friend" Discord is free and he is saying that I can be free too. Why would he want that? Doesn't he remember what I promised I would do if I got free? He causes chaos for fun. Me... I cause chaos to destroy. Celestia and Luna will pay for what they did, or so help me I will cause this entire planet to pay!

Meet Allison, a young girl transported to another world over one thousand years ago. Armed with incredible powers, she attempted to be a hero of this new world, but was shunned and feared by its leaders. After a particular incident, she was sealed in stone by the Elements of Harmony. Now that she has been freed, will revenge be her goal or will she focus on returning to a home that may no longer exist?

Rated teen for use of strong language, intense violence, and death. You have been warned.

Based of the PlayStation Vita exclusive: Gravity Rush.
Holy Crap my first featured story! Woohoo! Featured on May 8, 2014
Featured again on June 16, 2014!
And again on August 5! I'm gonna stop here, but man it's great to have such amazing fans!

Hello, Equestria. My name is Princess Luna, and my sister is an idiot. The object of her idiocy – her faithful student, Twilight Sparkle – appears to share her stupidity. Luckily, I am here to lend them a helping hoof.

I can't really blame them, though. They're just so adorable when they're completely clueless.

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As ponies live out their lives, they experience many things that will stay with them forever. However, as they grow up, the only thing that they can do is look back on those memories and can never truly experience it for a second time. Twilight has grown up drastically since she left the comforts of the library in Canterlot behind and she wont rest until she returns to a place that made sense to her. Looking back at her old self to get a better perspective as she looks forward at her current self.

Have you ever seen a pony that just seemed out of place? Perhaps some mannerism, some behaviour that just struck you as odd? Some piece of clothing that didn't seem quite right? perhaps a coat or mane whose colour just seemed flat-out weird. A strange build, a strange voice, or maybe they were perfectly normal, except that you swear you just saw the exact same pony not five seconds ago somewhere completely different?

Of course you have. Everypony has encountered an Outsider at some point. But never up close, it's always at a distance, and they're always gone before you have the chance to challenge them.

But sometimes the rules get broken. Sometimes fate gets distracted for a moment, and a lone unicorn mare gets to see something that she was never meant to see.

Twilight Sparkle's day is about to get very weird.

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Special Thanks go to Horizon for initial proof-reading, editing, and signal-boosting, provided as a prize for spotting an Easter egg in his story Hard Reset II. Seriously, it's an awesome, brain-warping story and you should go read it right now.

Thanks also go to my editors for putting up with my atrocious grammar and spelling errors - Ganelon, Ephraim Blue, BronyWhooves, Commonancestry, Princess Autumn Forest, and Morning Sun

Cover art credit goes to EMedina13 and tamalesyatole. I am looking for more appropriate art, so If you think you can do better, let me know.

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We're having an Epic Story Time set up by NTSTS and Duplex. We have to respond to the simple prompt:

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And make it as excellent as possible, we let our imaginations fly on this one. All the stories are below, written by these lovely people. But you won't know which is which till the competition is over.

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The erogenous 3rd edition. It's 30 percent longer, 300 percent better edited, 3000 percent more ethically dubious, and still narrated by Steven Fry.

It's that special time of the month again for the Elements of Harmony; the time when they get together for a Truth or Dare game of a more questionably pure nature. From long kept secrets, to reflecting on parties they can barely remember, their three years of friendship have changed them. For better or worse, they were still deciding on that.

This game will be different. Most likely for the worse, but that's what drinking before the sun sets can do. Or maybe them being hornier than usual. Or secretly planning each others sex lives. Or falling in love with each other. Or all four. Most likely all four.

Twilight wants to go out on her first date, but will alcohol and the raunchy advice of her friends help? Rainbow badly wishes to sedate her loins, or maybe she's looking for something more? What exactly, is Rarity planning for this night? Should they really add weed to the equation?

The Elements all have desires they haven't quite realized they have had, and a day long exchange of sex jokes and tension might lead to events that are out of their control. It was in their control once.

Our innocent little ponies seem to have sucked in too much Seth Rogen, but that's okay.

Right?...

It's Archer with ponies.

When Rarity and Spike make an egg, it might be more of a curse than a blessing. Image: BatLover800

Twilight Sparkle is sent, against her will, to Ponyville high, where her mentor, the princess of their land and the district attourney Celestia hopes she will find that friendship is just as valuable as good grades. Even after Spike helps her attain this goal, Twilight and her new friends school year gets crazy as they deal with each other's, and all their fellow student's, crazy antics. But as the school year goes on and their moments together strengthen their bonds, the question begins to arise of who loves who, which is only made worse when Prom comes at the end of the year!

The Flim Flam brothers convince the mane 6 to go into telemarketing. It ends exactly how well one'd expect.

Martin is a human living in Ponyville, Equestria. He can't remember how he got there, but he's rebuilt his life surrounded by ponies, who took to him quickly. His pony friends include the famous Mane 6, especially Rainbow Dash, who he has build an almost family-like friendship with.

However, when she grows distant, Martin begins to question whether it's a friendship he shares with Rainbow, or something much deeper, but when another friend gets involved, he's left conflicted, having to make a life-changing decision.

Contains sexual references and mild language. This story also has two possible endings which the reader can decide.