Every pony that's ever met Prince Blueblood knows he's a spoiled rich idiot who doesn't give a damn about anything but himself. But what nopony realizes is that his behavior is an act to throw them off the trail. When the sun sets and darkness falls, Prince Blueblood reveals his true identity as the protector of the night and defender of the innocent.

He's the goddamn Batmane

Cover image courtesy of Tiki Snakes from giantitp.com/forum

This story is a sequel to Quizzical

Dr. Shady Stalker is Equestria's most famous naturalist, and he is conducting the first detailed study of the ecology of the Everfree Forest. He generously offered to take the foals of Ponyville Elementary on a field trip. They only intended to visit the part of the Forest already surveyed, so it should have been perfectly safe. But they're all over due, and there is no sign of the children or their famous tour guide.

Quentin is a sensor for danger, and he's been shaking ever since he and his best friend was fired unceremoniously from work.

His friend, Richard Fulwood, has not been acting his usually depressed self, in fact he's a lot more happy. Richard has called Quentin and Linda to come to his house for a surprise, A TELEPORTATION DEVICE! What makes it better? It works! At least in one trip it worked. Now Richard 'Radiant Radar' Fulwood, Linda 'Limonade' Delany, her sister, Marian 'Min Tea' Delany, and Quentin 'Quick Fix' Clemens are trapped in Equestria and have no idea how to get back home. Dealing with another world and its inhabitants.

However... each of them are met with a Draconequus that claims that they now work for him.

The race against time has begun, and in five days Equestria is going to be forever changed.

By the By, does anypony know what the Aponylypse is?

Inspired by The Ballad of Echo the Diamond Dog

What happens when someone who doesn't like My Little Pony ends up in their universe and is stuck there? Basically, a lot of freaking out, swearing, and irresponsible things... Who would have guessed?!

Rated Teen for language and sexual themes. Also for Brony Hater language.

I do NOT agree with any of the language references. They are all used in a fictional sense and do NOT portray any mindset of my own.

Also, if anyone has a better cover image... please share! ^^;;

This isn't where I belong. I left all this behind years ago, moved on with my life. But a mare from my past brought me back, and now she won't let me go. So I'm stuck here, trying to make the best of it with ponies that don't understand me, don't even like me. But when something moves in the darkness, and when things go wrong in the cold, dead night, they'll turn to me to try to set things right.

Why? Because once a police pony, always a police pony.
~~
This is a spin-off story to 'Why am I Pinkie Pie?!', and will contain spoilers for that story, but it's not necessary to read that story to understand this one.
Cover art by the talented Conicer
Need more Cinnamon Swirl? Merlos the Mad wrote a fanfic of this story!

There is now a side-story: A Hard Day's Nightmare Night

Twilight isn't having a very good day. An experimental spell blew up in her face, an army of changelings is attacking Canterlot, and she just died. Yet somehow, it looks like it's going to keep going downhill from here.

Given the chance to correct what's gone wrong, Twilight swears she's going to fix all this even if it kills her. Which it will. Frequently.

Cover art by Pixel Prism
Spanish Translation
Series TV Tropes page

Big Macintosh goes on strike when he sees he's the one doing all the heavy lifting and harder work at Sweet Apple Acres while his sisters frolic. His idea catches fire throughout Ponyville, and soon every stallion is up in arms! Sexism explodes in the tiny town, it's Stallions on Strike!

Older Chapters now being edited by DerpyDash2131
When Canterlot has to be evacuated for a week Twilight offers her parents a place to stay.
Trouble is, while Twilight is a grown up, independent pony who has saved the world (At least three times) Her parents still treat her like she's a filly.
Her father is going through a mid-life crisis.
And her mother is trying to set her up with every single stallion in Equestria.

This is going to be a LONG week.

This is the story of Mjolna. An otherwise unremarkable mare living an unremarkable life in Ponyville. After dealing with an unfortunate accident that leaves her injured and otherwise incapacited she spends her days walking about town, certain that she'd never be able to return to her old daily life. Little does she know that fate has something much grander in store for her....

Edited by 59caddyyel

The Chalk Family Cemetery is said to be the most haunted place in all of Equestria. On Nightmare Night eve Miss Cheerilee's class take a guided tour of the cemetery. An old-fashioned ghost story.