Alright, first off, don't you dare start writing down 'Oh look! Another human in Equestria story, I haven't read that before, hur dur!' Don't give me that bullshit, I've had enough of it from Discord. Yeah, you read that right, I've had a smartass godly creature breathing down my neck for over a month now, and I'm getting sick of it.
In fact, I've been losing patience ever since Richard and myself were first fired from the call center, that first time I got to hear him.
I mean, don't get me wrong, its not like I really hate the guy. In fact, if I wasn't part of his scheme and I just met him, I might have liked him in an ironic way. But no, instead he had to pull me, Richard, Linda, and her sister, Marian, into a cartoon fantasy land of talking ponies. All for him to take over the land of Equestria, and then the world (muh-ha-ha-ha, you know the spiel).
Now don't expect some grand story made by a professional author, no, its just me. Me, the guy that made a 'C' in Composition in high school. The guy that will, no doubt, be making grammar mistakes and the potential misspelling of words, because spell checker can't check for sense.
Maybe if Discord wants to try some other crap with me again, I'll let Marian write down the next story, she's the writer, not me. Oh god, did I actually ask for more time with Discord? No, I take it back, PLEASE don't let me ever see him again.
No shivers. Thank the one above, I didn't want to get thrown into some other adventure while working on this.
I'll need to explain the shivers. I've always had this 'sense' for danger. Building blown up? Shivers. Someone got attacked a block away? Shivers. A chaotic god wants to send you into a jungle and say 'GL, have fun. LOL :P'? BIG Shivers. In short, if I'm not paying attention and I shiver, just be careful.
Marian and the rest of my friends are willing to just laugh this little excursion into another world off as some joke of a deranged creature that wanted attention, but I believe it was something more.
Of what, I can't really be sure of. You'd think as an agent working for such a being, you'd at least have some idea as to why you were chosen and what you are told to do. However, Discord doesn't like to make sense when you want him to, and that just makes me pissed off more than the rest because of it.
Richard told me, 'He's the god of chaos. He'll never make sense, so stop trying to make it some personal attack against you all the time.' Well, he has more experience about the world of Equestria... technically. Too bad he couldn't have told me that he was a fan of MLP:FiM sooner, then I would've at least had a small idea of where I was when I got flung into the Everfree Forest. So, I'm going to act however I damn well please.
Right, my friends, I should be a bit more descriptive about them.
First, Richard 'Radiant Radar' Fulwood, 25, best friend since we were Freshmen in high school. He became a unicorn, apparently his OC unicorn as well. Before the incident, he mostly kept to himself, showing me little formulas and inventions he had made before going into high school. He's a genius when he puts his mind on something, but for the longest time, he just wasn't finding what he wanted. For seven years, he was a depressed mess and I was probably the glue that kept him from killing himself.
Linda 'Limonade' Delany, 26, great woman, and I am blessed to be her boyfriend. She became an earth pony, but still kept the bob in her hair she works on consistently. She and I met on the first day of junior college, head to head. Both of us needed stitches in our heads. We talked after a week of awkwardness in Philosophy, and had a date within the second month. She's so energetic, hopeful, beautiful, I'm the lucky guy that managed to catch her attention. She says its how I'm fast to answer to anything,even if its a nonsensical question.
Marian 'Min Tea' Delany, 20? I'm not going to ask her for her age, not if I'm going to save face as a man. She also became an earth pony, same color and everything. She does have glasses and a different hairstyle, so telling the difference isn't too difficult. I have only just started to learn more about her, and it was only after the trip, mostly. She's Linda's sister, a writer, and basically is equal in brains to Richard. That's what I put down in my head when I first saw her. However, she's more complex. Marian has problems acting civil with other people, its not a mental disease, just the symptoms. She writes things down in a notepad because she's more comfortable speaking on paper than with her mouth.
I can't imagine how difficult it was for her to be without that security blanket when she crossed dimensions.
I met a lot, I mean, A LOT of ponies as well. You know 'em, the Mane 6, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Zecora, the Princesses, Lyra, Ditzy(or was it Derpy?), even a brief talk with Doctor Whooves. If I knew who that was before I came in, I'd be geeking out, I'm a fan of the doctor. Well, a recent convert really, but I've been digging a bunch of the seasons.
And Discord. Every time I even think about him, or his plans, or how he speaks, I get mad. It's because I lost to him, we all did. Now he's loose in Equestria, causing problems, misery, suffering, and I can't do a single thing about it.
I'll let you know now, I'll be using myself in the first person. The rest is in third person and may not be quiet accurate. Don't get me wrong, I got a bunch of the missing pieces filled in by my friends, however, I can't let them know about this project. Because if they know, then he knows. And if he knows, then he's going to buck everything up. Oh man, I'm already slipping back into that mental state. I guess it's fine, the story is not truly based on this earth and therefore its rules, but on Equestria's earth and its rules.
I believe I've fit enough in here to get you prepared.
Maybe?
I'm Quentin 'Quick Fix' Clemens, 25. This is a story about a human turned Pegasus, and how he and his friends became the agents of a creature that wishes to control Equestria with the Elements of Chaos.