"The bloody Captain had me clean the Princess's private lavatory last night for smoking on duty. It doesn't seem bad I know, but given she had another one of her bloody cake binges last night... it took me hours to scrub that sh*t off the ceiling..."
Meet Copper Hand, a Private in the Royal Guard. (Not by choice.)
Take a journey into his life through his journal entries that detail the horror thrill there is to being one of Celestia's finest.
A simple series of short journal entries. Humanized ponies, rated teen for language and some sexual related comments.
Pre-read by RainbowBob and DVAN56 Edits done by Bad_Seed_72. Go give them some love!
Inspired by the art by the fantastic egophilliac, go check her art out and her awesome blog!