Anonymous Unknown the Human(You) is stuck working a dead end job day in and day out. Your life is so boring the only thing you do is eat, work, and sleep. But one fateful night Discord, The God of Chaos, visits Earth. When he comes across you he offers you an escape, one that you cannot refuse. When you are sent to Equestria you come to find out that Discord rules all and his reign, along with the antics of his daughters Screwball and Eris, has left a chaotic mess in their wake. You are forced into living here under the premise of making friends with ponies.

Why does Discord wish for you to befriend equines?
Why did he choose you of all the other humans out there?
How many friends will you make?
Why are the ponies he introduces you to gray and hostile?

Edited by: Detective Pingles http://www.fimfiction.net/user/DetectivePingles

Celestia thought that the next two weeks were going to be a nice get together with her niece and her sister, no irritating nobles, no magical end of the world nonsense, and most importantly, no Blueblood.

She did NOT expect a weird creature calling itself the Cuddle Bandit harassing her. Now Luna's in love and Cadence can't stop laughing.

.... Why can't her vacations ever be normal?

Thanks to Tstyson, MasterFrasca99, Astrocity, and Procket12 for all of the stuff they did.

A watchmen-ish silly fic by a silly, silly author. If your looking for a story with a plot or one that is well-written then read this one.

And nope, I'm not being sarcastic....

No, really...

1000 years after Nightmare Moon came to be and Princes Celestia was banished to the sun. The ponies live in perpetual darkness, the changelings have a strong grip on Canterlot and Nightmare Moon and Chrysalis rule side by side over pony and changeling kind.

Seeing the poor dragon at his wits end trying to woo Rarity, Gilda decides to give Spike some tips and help him gain the mare of his affection. Although she finds him slightly annoying, he starts to grow on her. And she soon learns that Spike has taken a liking to her as well...

Maybe too much of a liking.

My one and only go at the infamous 2nd person narrative. No name, no gender, no details. Just "you."

It's been five years since that fated day that saw your arrival into Equestria. From the first moment, you captured the attention of Celestia, princess to the ponies of Equestria. Now, you want to make tonight one to never forget.

Art by Geomancing, DeviantArt

All Of Your Love, which is, indeed, the prequel to this story right here.
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The story is that you, a brony human, have been placed in the Equestrian world. You have already been with Queen Chrysalis and, surprisingly (and maybe a little bit disturbingly), all three of the Cutie Mark Crusaders - but, your Queen has left on a long journey, and the Crusaders obviously did not want any long-term relationship. What are you left with? A cave full of changelings. You've got a bunch of pent-up emotion and lust building up thanks to Chrysalis's absence, but no-one to share it with. You hope your Queen won't mind if you slip out for a while and meet a new pony or two for a one-night stand...
At least, you hope it's a one-night stand.

The beginning's way tame and not incredible, but trust me - the chapters will get better and longer the farther down a path you get.
I've made it relatively easy to tell which path leads to whom, but maybe you won't be able to tell what'll come from certain actions.

This is a LITE clopfic, meaning there is little actual sex unless you pick all the right options for it. The main portion of this clopfic resides in romance and drama.
This is also the first time I test out hyperlinking inside of a story, so I want you bros to tell me whether I should keep it or not. I plan to keep it mostly serious, except for maybe a few surprise endings in a couple of the branches.

This story can be about romancing Celestia or about romancing Luna, or even about having them both at the same time - by some tricks of luck you may even pursue the legendary Daring-Do, who was previously thought to be fictional, or the slightly-confused mail pegasus Derpy Hooves, Octavia the refined yet terrific cellist, or even the infamous traveling magician, the Great and Powerful Trixie!

With so many tastes satisfied, from the two sister alicorns to daring ponies to clueless pegasi to all-powerful unicorns, I hope you'll enjoy this one.
Also, I'm probably a faggot for starting another story before the other one is over, but whatever.
I'll make sure not to ruin anything from the prequel to this, but 100 percent guarantees are lies.

Gleaming Shield has many suitors, when she became Captain of the Royal guard she quickly become the affection of many a different noble, guardsman and commoner alike for her renowned beauty. Her recent suitor, Prince Bolero, is determined to win her heart.

But, he might have some competition…

The King of the Changelings, King Metamorphosis, is residing in Canterlot for peace talks with Prince Solaris and has become smitten with the young mare the moment he laid his eyes on her, now, these two are determined to win Gleaming Shields heart and ask her to the Grand Galloping Gala.

But who will win the fair maidens heart?

A silly rule 63 Gleaming Shield, King Metamorphosis and Prince Bolero story. Cover art by the fantastic Ss2sonic.

Inspired by the cover art and a ATLA cartoon short. Thanks to RainbowBob and bocaj518 for their help!

Traveling with Discord is anything but average, especially when you've got some mental baggage.
Your best hope is to go with the flow, and keep the show on the road.

(Beware:Cursing in this fic.)
(Beware:Chapters are prone to radical changes.)
(~Don't get me started on those dream sequences.~)
(Chapters with (DANGER ZONE) are being rewritten. Read at your own risk.)

Cody Lofton is a 17 year old teenage boy living in the large city of Indianapolis, Indiana where he lives pretty much a normal life of a teenage boy. However, some strange phenomenon happens with the skies turning from sky blue to bright pink. What makes it even more strange is that he discovers a teenage girl lying unconscious in his own yard. What he does next would change his whole life from there on....

Part of the PonyFall Collaboration

AN: Just got Featured! You guys are so awesome!! :D

Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy thought they were going to help banish Discord for a third time with their friends and the two princesses. That was precisely what was happening until they both found themselves suddenly transported to a strange new world under a flashing pink sky.

A man named Doug "TheSlorg" Collins finds two young women who are naked, confused, and smell of fudge in the Australian Outback. He then reluctantly agrees to help them return home. But when "home" turns out to be Ponyville, things become a bit more complicated than he bargained for.

Part of the PonyFall collaboration series.
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