Tonight on Bottom Gear, Twilight eats a pineapple, Applejack goes berserk, and Rainbow Dash falls in love with a box of tissues. I think. There's some other stuff that happens too, but everyone's too brain-dead to summarize it all.

This is the worst possible way to celebrate a Fimfiction milestone, mark my words.

Disclaimer: there was, for a while, roughly 20 or so peeps working on this at the same time. This absolute carnage was somehow cleaned up into fitting precisely 5,000 words according to Fimfiction's word counter, and I still have no idea how we managed to do that. Do not expect quality, or even relevant memes. Oof.

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Hero and Melody were just playing with their little nymphs, trying to enjoy a day inside, but they're distracted by the sounds of their friends having a very loud argument outside. Hero would rather chase them off but Melody has a better idea...one that involves teaching their friends a valuable lesson in disturbing the peace that might also get them to apologize.

Co-Written by MlpHero (go check out his awesome stories!)

Idea for this story is heavily based on A Moment With Brawny by Dr. Wolf, Brawny Buck, and others

(Can be seen as a sequel to Could Never Be but is not required to read)

It's been a year, and Pharynx still can't get the thought out of his head. Every day, he thinks about it, every night he dreams about what might have been. Thorax tries to help him but he understands that his mate needs time to think about it on his own. But as the anniversary of the day approaches, Pharynx may not have a choice but to face it once and for all.

Written for the Incest is Wincest Found Out February contest.

A collab with BezierBallad

Chrysalis wants revenge against the world that's wronged her. To start, she needs to take back her kingdom. What better way to start than to abduct the prince? Rather than hold him for ransom, getting information straight from the source will do just fine.

Unfortunately, Pharynx isn't too keen on talking to his former queen. Fortunately for Chrysalis, there are plenty of ways to extract information from a stubborn traitor.

*This story was written due to a request by Shadowpony300*

In an alternate universe, Cadence is forced into a marriage with Pharynx, Prince of the Changeling Empire. Due to this, she must break off her engagement to Shining Armor. However, as Shining mopes about the love he could have had, a new one emerges. One he finds himself even happier with than he ever thought he could have been.

On the popular list 10/14/20

This story is a sequel to Patrilineality

Metamorphosis has at long last returned to the Hive, his birthplace. He is eager to find a way to fit in among his fellow changelings despite not being reformed. His sons are of course by his side every step of the way. Together, the three of them will reintroduce Metamorphosis to Equestria, all while dealing with the normal drama and adventure that comes with being a family.

Author's Note: This story is rated Teen simply as a precaution, in case I decide to sometimes use themes that are not suitable for the Everyone rating. Edit: added Profanity tag just in case I have Phar use some language. Also, it should be known that this story will have multiple acts (details below).

Act one: Metamorphosis is reintroduced to society, while Pharynx's old issues with being an outcast begin to rear their head. Follow what happens when Metamorphosis discovers that a voice whispers to his eldest son. A voice he's all too familiar with...

Act two: Now that Pharynx's outcast-driven issues have been put to rest, Metamorphosis experiences daily life at the Hive, starting with preparing for the winter holidays.

Act three: Spring is coming to the Changeling Hive, and Metamorphosis believes he has finally beginning to belong among the reformed changelings, taking on a role as a grand patriarch. But not everyone is content to sit back and watch the rain fall outside. Will Metamorphosis be able to handle the new developments?
*Contains scenes that make the Death tag appropriate

Act Four: Spring has come and summer is looming on the horizon. Metamorphosis is forming even stronger bonds with his sons. But while everything between them is normally calm, Metamorphosis will discover nothing can be perfect for long, and not even twins get along all the time. And when secrets begin to rise to the surface, will Metamorphosis find that who he thought he was was never the truth?

Act Five: Summer has come, with new experiences for Metamorphosis and his family. With the brothers in harmony (for the time being), their Gemi-might be new knowledge to be gained and new bonds to create between Metamorphosis' sons and creatures he knows well. And Metamorphosis may just discover something new about himself as well.

Act 6: Fall comes and Ocellus returns to her school, but Metamorphosis will find peace does not come with one less creature to worry about. And soon, a new-old evil looms, threatening him and his family.

Sweet Luna, made it to the popular page on the day it was approved!

Popular: 9/11/20-9/13/20

Melody Song is a Pegasus from Cloudsdale who is a blank flank at fifteen. She and her best friend are enrolled in Twilight Sparkle's Friendship School. Then, when Melody accepts a big offer after excelling at a homework assignment, she ends up going on an adventure that leads her to become the mare she is today.

Small disclaimer: while a few of these things happened to me in real life, most of the events were made up for my character.

Yona and Sandbar have been going steady for about 3 months now, and all their other friends find it cute. However, maybe they've gone too fast in this relationship when Sandbar tells them they've done... IT!

Thanks to Darth Link 22 and CrackedInkWell for helping edit this.

A collab with BezierBallad

During a tour of the Changeling Kingdom, Ember somehow ends up in Thorax's bedroom. There, she makes two discoveries.

1. Thorax is very ticklish.
2. Thorax really likes being tickled.

Ember wants to be a good friend, but dragons don't really do tickling. So it's up to Thorax to teach Ember all the wonderful things about tickling.

I have faced the creature before, and have won. But things have changed. I have to watch my back or it will get me. I don't know how long I can hold out. It's coming...

A side story to Our New Queen series.