hell yea fimfic dis writer go hard as hell i write huge stories team luna all day and week month year and century i love big stories Ｐ Ｏ Ｎ Ｅ Ｓ Ｑ Ｕ Ａ Ｄ

I dream of a man whose hopes never end.

space is a waste

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

O.F.P.

thehalfelf, otherwise known as The Black Wizard, is a strange, humanized cactus whose only intention is to 1) play all of the video games and B) ship all the ponies

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

My name is Donny's Boy. I ship ponies.

A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

Only mostly dead.

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

God, I'm so sorry.

Dead as a doornail since 2014

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Just some guy, riding out his time.

I'm a nut with too many people in his head that all want their story told.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

"I used to like reading, but then CookieMonstar wrote a story and now I'm blind. Thanks, you horrible prick." - Someone somewhere, I'm sure.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

loves tiaras.