Greetings, I am comrade Stalin, a man with swag and a giant spoon who smokes weed, here to make fan-fictions like dumb shitposts, random crossovers, and references. Enjoy the show, and stay swaggy.
After previously helping trash King Sombra, Badger discovers Fall of Equestria exists. Of course, he reacts the only way he knows how. With extreme violence and use of high-grade military hardware.
Humanity has overcome it's failures and united together to create a world of peace, prosperity, and progress. However, when a cataclysm of epic proportions threatens the human race, actions must be taken to hibernate below, and one day, re-awaken.
It was supposed to be another normal switch-a-roo, where Black Spy thinks he has beaten White Spy, but gets the tables turned on him. This time however, the tables were turned on both of them, and they're both stuck in a magical technicolor world!
After the Grangeville uprising and the assault on his garrison, Colonel Von Krieger and the remnant of his forces barely managed to escape the town and flee into the countryside, as they hoped to hide out for the duration of the war...
After team Prime managed to revive Cybertron, Shockwave became a hunted war criminal for his actions during the war, and as such, retreated to his lab, eventually constructing a space bridge and making a desperate escape to an unknown world...
Heads up! We have lost contact with David-Actual, intel suggests that after a series of well designed pranks the mane six have captured him and are holding him captive. We don't leave good men behind, let's bring them home, boys.
An Eque$trian PaydayA group of robbers end up at ground zero of Earth and Equestria having portals opening between them. The robbers blend in with the crowd and bide their time; at least, until they decide that Equestria has some nifty things to steal...by The card holder
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Ernest Saves EquestriaThree visitors unknowingly blunder into Equestria. A troll flees the world of man to fulfill his heinous ambition in the land of ponies. The second is a beagle who would follow his master anywhere. And the last visitor is the juggernaut of Earth.by Emerald Harp
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Equestria Girls: Sonic the HedgehogAfter the two groups meet up due to circumstances, Sonic and the Equestria Girls must team up to defeat an evil genius, who wants to use his power for world domination, while on the run from the government lead by a special agent.by sonicfan05
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He is Number OneRobbie Rotten, after numerous failed attempts to pursue and catch the super sporty Sporticus now sets his villainy eyes (and chin) on someone who flies around more than flips around. Or rather, "somepony".by ShadowFall
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Beyond Earth: Phoenix RisingHumanity has overcome it's failures and united together to create a world of peace, prosperity, and progress. However, when a cataclysm of epic proportions threatens the human race, actions must be taken to hibernate below, and one day, re-awaken.by Stalin with Da Spoon
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Krieger's Tale: Rise of the Germane EmpireAfter the Grangeville uprising and the assault on his garrison, Colonel Von Krieger and the remnant of his forces barely managed to escape the town and flee into the countryside, as they hoped to hide out for the duration of the war...by Stalin with Da Spoon
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My Little Shockwave: Friendship is LogicalAfter team Prime managed to revive Cybertron, Shockwave became a hunted war criminal for his actions during the war, and as such, retreated to his lab, eventually constructing a space bridge and making a desperate escape to an unknown world...by Stalin with Da Spoon
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Spy Vs. Spy Vs. EquestriaIt was supposed to be another normal switch-a-roo, where Black Spy thinks he has beaten White Spy, but gets the tables turned on him. This time however, the tables were turned on both of them, and they're both stuck in a magical technicolor world!by Stalin with Da Spoon
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Star Wars: The Droid ChroniclesShortly after General Kalani and his droid soldiers escaped from Agamar, the super tactical droid made the decision to try and re-build the separatist alliance, activating a large dormant droid army, and setting course for an unknown world...by Stalin with Da Spoon
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The space race is on, and Chrysalis is determined to win it. With an earth pony test pilot and a hive full of brave-but-dim changelings, can she be the first pony on the moon? Inspired by Kerbal Space Program.
Oneshot-- When Neil Armstrong becomes the first man to step on the moon, he finds something Unexpected with a capital U. And it's very much alive-- and equally curious.
Hexagons Are The BestagonsTwilight sparkle and her friends had the audacity to doubt that the hexagon is that good of a shape, so CGP Grey teleports into Equestria to prove them wrong.by Stalin with Da Spoon
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Guards N' Morons: Equestrian ChaosThe legion of doom is on the verge of victory as they prepare to take over, so Celestia turns to summoning warriors from an alternate dimension to assist them. What she doesn't expect is the ones she summoned reeking havoc of their own.by Stalin with Da Spoon
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TheRussianBadger and the gang topple King Sombra's EmpireSombra is victorious. He has destroyed the tree of harmony, enslaved the element bearers, and imprisoned shining armor and princess cadance. He feels the sweet taste of victory, except he did not expect Therussianbadger coming to fuck him up.by Stalin with Da Spoon
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3213113 Good to hear. There ain't many Highfleet fics out there (none on Fanfiction and AO3, and around 6 on Ficbook), and exotic crossovers are my most favourite thungs ever. Keep up the good work!
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Since I might not have the time sending this in time.
Thank you for the fav!
Thanks for the follow, comrade
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Danke, and happy holidays to you as well.
happy holidays!
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Fascinating...
Hello there.
I found this series a while ago that I wanted to bring to your attention in case you would be interested in this series
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Good to hear. There ain't many Highfleet fics out there (none on Fanfiction and AO3, and around 6 on Ficbook), and exotic crossovers are my most favourite thungs ever. Keep up the good work!
Hello there Comrade Spoon. Thx for the watch.
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While it is currently on Hiatus until I find time to return to it, it is still somewhat alive, yes.