Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

I contribute to the abomination machine that is My Little Pony fan fiction.

Sonson-sensei here, how's it hanging my precious students. Not much I can say about myself in such a short blurb but I'm a writer and artist that happens to like ponies. Rarity is best pony.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

O.F.P.

Sea Otter, Tempest domain Cleric, Gamer, Writer. Currently nestled out on the east coast, watching icebergs float past. Discord: Tundara's Fanfiction Forum

A friendly ball python who's know to disappear for a long time.

“What you see and what you hear depends a great deal on where you are standing. It also depends on what sort of person you are.” (The Magician's Nephew)

"Fast like the wind, silent like a forest, intrusive like the fire, immobile like a mountain. Under heaven and earth, I alone am feared."

Tender is the night for a broken heart, who will dry your eyes when it falls apart?

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

You can bring a horse to water, but you can't make it write.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

I am a guy, and that's about all there is to me.

I am cancer, and not the funny kind of cancer. I am the kind of cancer that makes your little sister ask you why won't daddy wake up.

And this is the part where you start groveling. I prefer screams of suffering MANE-ly!

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

Such a saucy Pencill....

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Jack of all trades, master of none. I've got too many ideas and not enough time, so expect few updates on a bunch of stories.

I primarily make YouTube videos, but I like to write too. This is where my pony writing goes. Typically adventure or dark, lots of OCs, consistent updates not guaranteed, batteries not included.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

I'm just a guy determined to have fun and make the most of my life.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

I originally started on Fanfiction.net and decided to bring some of my work to this site. I hope you enjoy it.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

An author who loves to write stories with hidden and not-so-hidden references in them. Also has a friend who shares his account and loves to chat with people. "'Sup!"