And this is the part where you start groveling. I prefer screams of suffering MANE-ly!
Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.
Musical maker of love to any paradoxes, singularities, and any other nut-shots to reality and physics.
Today I decided being a lama is bad. I don't like spitting on people.
I like to write stories. Not too great at it though. Open to collaborate!
A phantom of shadows and darkness that wander this site in search of Spike fanfics. May the darkness be with you.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.
Army, writer, friend, and wikd imgination. This is a short hobby ive had since 2012. Been a brony since 2010
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.
Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.
I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!
I am here to write about ponies having sex. That is all.
Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.
My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)