We're two best friends...who happen to also write fanfiction together.

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

A star drifting through the cosmos.

Forget not that I am a derp.

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A Day in the Life

But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem? If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy? - Bloodhound Gang; Hell Yeah

I'm just a guy who likes stories of all assortments! (Open to chat, but working hard everyday so late replies! Fun for the family.)

Mostly harmless.

I'm no passing fancy, you know. 🍀🌸

I am the most adorable dragon slayer in existance.

Hey, im a Brony from Germany and i like playing Video Games, listen to music and have fun with my friends; i (will) wrote sfw and nsfw stories; feel free to give me some advices

🖤 i eat children 🖤

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

I've been writing for, like, 8 years, and I still don't know what I'm doing. https://ko-fi.com/perfectlyinsane

space is a waste

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

An author who loves to write stories with hidden and not-so-hidden references in them. Also has a friend who shares his account and loves to chat with people. "'Sup!"

I figured it was time I wrote something here. Done.

Horrifically Fun

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

Writing’s pretty fun.

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.