Just a harmless little bug in the code. An unexpected feature. A bit of entropy. I’m sure they’ll patch me soon enough.

If I cold begin to be half of what you think of me I could do about anything I could even learn how to love like you.

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Technically not procrastinating.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Want more? Head on over to patreon, or subscribestar. Or join my discord https://discord.gg/m2wZEKpcwu

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Too much to write; too little time

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

If you want to see more of my work, look me up on Fanfiction.net, I have many stories already finished there that may interest you if you enjoy what I post here.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

The queen of starting something and then not finishing it.

Metal music, guitars, and model electric trains. Rainbow Dash is best pony!

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Love has no desire but to fulfill itself. To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving

Just another semi-successful clop writer

I am bound by only my imagination, it is my sword and shield, my virtues incarnate, my love and loss, my life immortalized.

The world's greatest... eh... I'll get to it later.