I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Heehee~

"If I can't be accurate, then I'm sure as hell gonna be extra." -BDG

An Irish girl who reads, writes, reviews, and occasionally draws. Don't worry though. My hair isn't black, my eyes aren't blue, and I'm not from Galway, so you won't be losing your heart to me.

I'm a random guy that claims to know how to write. I'm constantly being proven wrong.

Dedicated to clopfics of anykind, and I can only hope you and the rest of my readers, enjoy what I have written, and will write.

Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.

Not quite sure what to put here. MIT student who likes writing. Yeah. Oh, and thanks to kittyhasnosoul for the cover.

A verifyable madman! Indeed, I may or may not be. I am, however, a brony, which is why I'm here. Obviously. If you cannot see that, you must need special glasses. No offense to people with glasses.

A simple writer with complicated taste.

Aspiring writer and avid consumer of many venues of literature.

The official joint page of SovietBacon, Dumbgamer99 and ShadowHorizons!

Tender is the night for a broken heart, who will dry your eyes when it falls apart?

>tfw you realise you're a generic white girl

I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Prepare for sucky stories... I actually dunno, but read at your own risk :P.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

I don't always write stories, but when I do, they're either random as s***t or dark as Tartarus

Well... for starters, writing is by far my favorite hobby, and is an amazing outlet at times. For me, it goes right along-side silly computer games and philosophical thinking.

Who let the dogs out?

I'm a college student who is a primetime procrastinator. Not much of a good combination but I'll be damned if I'm not an awesome friend.

You're looking at it. Don't lie to me, bitch.

Done.

Stories. Ponies. That's all. If you like my stuff, please follow! <3

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

18 year old brony. When I have a story to tell, I tell it.

I like games if you couldn't tell by my stories...

*SPOILERS* ;)

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I teleport in and out of reality quite often. This odd characteristic may or may not be of my own doing.

Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

Just a fan who likes to share his ideas through stories that people seem to like.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

"Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good." Romans 12:21

Who's up for a nice game of Cards? Anyone?

Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!

The starvation and misery of communism combined with the flavor of Mexican cuisine. What's not to love?

Did I mı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ake you wipe your screen?