Shawn has been extremely happy ever since he somehow appeared in Equestria. Cannabis plants grow naturally in the Everfree Forest, and the joys of getting high have never been discovered by ponies. Without any laws prohibiting marijuana in Equestria, Shawn is able to relax and enjoy his stoner lifestyle in peace. At least until ponies start getting involved...

Contains naughty language and lots of toking.

Walter White and Jesse Pinkman are becoming New Mexico's finest crystal meth cooks, using an old RV as a portable meth lab. When they drive out into the boonies for a marathon cook, they drive through a portal and end up in Equestria. Walt sees this as an opportunity to expand his business, much to Jesse's dismay. The two also get assistance from six ponies who have no idea what they're getting themselves into.

I appeared in Equestria one day, somehow transforming into my OC as well. Not wanting to risk the mane six discovering they're fictional characters in a fictional world, I've been avoiding Ponyville and spent my time trying to find a way home. Now that I accidentally ended up in Ponyville, I'll have to work harder than ever to keep my secret under wraps. But you can't keep secrets forever, and it's a lot harder to deal with when you're being plagued with nightmarish visions...

Self-insert, swearing, eventually crosses over with Doom 3, mild gore in later chapters.