Big Mac is Watching

God, I'm so sorry.

You can bring a horse to water, but you can't make it write.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

For the winds of kovator beeya!

Hope you laughed or learned something.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Also known as HUE JACKMAN! And more recently, Blaasz. My twitter: https://twitter.com/Blaaszz

I have no idea what I'm doing. Except I do, and it's reading/writing pony porn.

This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.

A paragon of virtue, role model, professional writer and a liar.

Writer for fun, I like to think I do well. Feel free to message any love/hate/suggestions. Hope you enjoy.

Surprise!

I write fanfiction and fanfiction accessories.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

Yep.

Deadhorse.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Living with LUS.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

A lover of fiction, especially ponies, and sometimes even pony fiction. Because not ALL fanfiction is terrible rubbish. Not all....

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

He's this guy, who writes stuff.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

I wrote my first fanfic in 1993 and have been writing every since.

ACTIVITY LOG:December 13th, 2011: Time to admit that my momentum took a complete stop. But now we are rolling again with another story