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dermuffinmeister


Writer for fun, I like to think I do well. Feel free to message any love/hate/suggestions. Hope you enjoy.

Dec
29th
2018

Long time no posts · 4:34am Dec 29th, 2018

Hey 2 people who are gonna read this!

Since I posted a story, I've been working 70hour weeks since my boat has been back and filling the little free time with lewd things. Today I sat down and actually wrote some, edited more, and have 2.5 chapters ready for publishing, 5-6 ready for editing on my new story. Hope you like beasty stuff! Oh, pony on human girl, and human guy on pony. Won't spoil beyond that. Cheers.

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Jul
23rd
2018

Incoming · 2:17pm Jul 23rd, 2018

61 pages and kinky as hell, got a fresh clopfic just waiting some editing and proofreading.

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Dec
13th
2016

GDOCS, BRINGING THE FUNK! · 1:22am Dec 13th, 2016

And not in an old school red hot chili peppers kinda way.

Rarity, finished at last, confound my staff instructor duties... and Elder Scrolls Online. Let's see if the chapter updates like AJ did. Follow the link!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1V9CdzGoTV1Z4rbPBu9irIFPLllglZMpsGKy9ICC5M2U/edit

Jul
25th
2016

New chapter up, gdocs and fimfic are being funky · 3:43am Jul 25th, 2016

And not in the slap bass kind of way.

As mentioned, the gdoc isn't importing well into fimfiction. Messaged a moderator about it and will try to fix it soon on my own, copypasting manually if need be. Anyway, link below. Applejack!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HjqsDpoqkZqzCvIrPRl9Ck91XKs3ZmkYRzQUZaRF-hE/edit?usp=sharing \]

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Sep
14th
2014

Drinking again · 1:50am Sep 14th, 2014

And thinking of when you loved me.

Gf cunt left me. Drunk as fuck right meow.

I've begun work on a new story, related to Canterlot/Ponyville tails. Once I've finally finished with the task at hand, I will start work on a sequel proper.

I love my fans, more than any slut that's crossed my path. Let's see what Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Rarity have gone through since their romances prior to meeting one another.

Spoiler alert: it will be hot.

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Mar
29th
2014

1st blog post · 1:14am Mar 29th, 2014

I never read the blog posts of people I follow, so I'll be surprised if anyone reads this.

My girlfriend caught me fooling around on the internet (I'm still very sorry, if you read this, J) and I'm very upset about the rough patch that we are going through. What does that mean about your clopfics? Not much. I'm a little distracted, but I'll try to keep writing everyday now that I've graduated nuke school and have time.

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