We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they're inside of us.

"I hereby challenge you, Ponyvillians: anything you can do, I can do better. Any takers? Anyone?" - Trixie Lulamoon  

stan bts

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

Yeah, everybody wonders. And sooner or later everybody gets to find out.

Just a reader. I like sad stories and comedies. Crossovers if they're done well.

I post reviews with astounding irregularity, and a story once in a blue moon. Message me if you need some prereading or the like.

Just a random Brony

I mostly just read fanfiction. Occasionally I write my own horse words. They're decent enough.

Some aliases I go by are Eru Iluvatar, and Melkor. Sometimes Lavender Frappe.

I'm a dude who likes ponies and war stories.

I hav Autismᴴᴰ ヽ༼°ل͜°༽ﾉ

I'm here to chew bubblegum and showcase my writing skills, and I'm all out of writing skills.

The official Princess Luna account

I read a lot, of various different genre's. Whether that makes me a passable writer or not remains to be seen.

We're born by the Faith, made men by the Faith and inevitably our nature is undone, by the Faith.

"We are all born mad. Some remain so." -Estragon, Waiting for Godot

I got nothin'...

I AM A GOD / delete this account

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

“I hate alternate timelines. They make for messy bookkeeping.” —Squishydodo, Black-ops Elf, Sluggy Freelance

I'm here for you.

just getting into writing pony fic, decided to give FIMfiction a try :)

Retired. Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales