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Majin Syeekoh


We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

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Goddamnit Syeekoh!

Fate fell short this time, you smile fades in the summer. Place your hand in mine, I'll leave when I wanna. Things were never the same again after you came and went. How could you say you meant anything, you dip into anyone standing alone on a street with a cigaratte, like the first time we met. Look to the past and remember the smile and maybe tonight I can breathe for a while. I'm not in the scene, I think I'm falling asleep and then all that it means is I'll always be dreaming of you... I'm feeling this!

tl;dr: cool story, bruh

Man, this is like witnessing the creation of War and Peace if it were about magic vegetable sex toys instead of the French Invasion of Russia.

Well, it wouldn't be an ovipositor because it's a plant; it'd be giant seeds.

However, that does mean it's a rapevine crop that can fill you with its seed.

I've heard it's really good for your skin, too.

ChappedPenguinLips
Story Approver

lol downvoted

This definitely wasn’t the direction she expected her life to be going.

The general feeling everyone gets reading a Syeekoh story.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

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There is no hope for me.

8744083
He's in too deep.



Just like be beanises are ment to go

Sunset Shimmer is my proxy in these stories, and I can no longer tell if I keep reading them because I enjoy them, or because I don’t want Sunset to suffer alone.






What decisions did I make at what points in my life to wind up here?

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It all started with a pony. After that, it's all downhill at speed.

One just *has* to think of the adult toy factory board meetings where well-dressed executives in suits make exactly these same decisions.

I can't help but wonder what Princess Celestia would think if she knew what Sunset had gotten herself into.

Ah, so Wallflower's into THAT kind of hentai.

Now I wonder if she has a closet full of Japanese schoolgirl uniforms...

How .... innovative.
One of your voices need help.

So, apparently, the result of me tentatively leaving the mature toggle flipped on to see what else goes on I have not been aware of for quite some time is that I learn this while thing... Is a thing.

I... Do not know how to react to this.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

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No one does, really.

8744331
Write more Beanis, obviously.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

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That’s what I’ve been doing.:raritydespair:

JackRipper
Story Approver

Wallflower opened her eyes, a noticeable sheen forming on them. “This was a mistake.”

Is this you or Wallflower talking?

Plantacocks?

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Tofutacles...toufenis...?

GODDAMMIT SYEEKOH!! :raritydespair::facehoof:

8744365
Please keep up the good work :yay:

Sooner or later Sunset shall overcome her luddism and will see the bright future Twilight sees.

Well, that or the bottom of a botle. But something she will see.

Ovi-pistol, because being deflowered by a flower doesn't count if it doesn't leave you a surprise inside, every time!

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Pringles + tentacles = more potato-based sex nonsense for Sunset to be concerned about.

I have an idea, but it needs sleeping on.

Why do I even enjoy this series so much? :facehoof:

Oh god, first bean penises, now we have rape vines. I suggest tomato vines, they have lots of small, feathery leaves.

Well fuck dude. You did it again.

Oh my.

Dawn of the Beavine Legumepositor! Fill me with beany goondess!

Wow. Uh, I hadn't realized this had grown to 12 stories. You got 12 stories out of this.

You are a crazy person. :pinkiecrazy:

>Binges stories about bean paste penis.<

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I was about to suggest grape vines with specially bred grapes standing in for the desired ‘eggs’.

Has Wallflower shown her artwork to flutters yet?...

Flutters, Tree Hugger, Wallflower,.... Yep, a real nature-"loving" club right there!

8745164
I'm not sure that's such a great idea...grapes are rather sugary, and that is not something you want up inside you unless you're going for a yeast infection.

8745511
Yeah, I know, that was a joke. Giving that this series is about a penis made from bean paste (“Beanis”) it seemed to fit with the overall silliness of the series.

8745164
Hmm, yeah, I considered grape vines too. (I've never actually worked with them, but I have with tomato) But think that the leaves are large and rough-looking. Tomato plants go nuts, and they have thick enough vines for... funtimes. Anyways, imagine the tomato leaves tickling the inside of a(n) [insert hole here]. Do you think we could transfer the seed thing to tomatoes?

You know, the first story in this series, I laughed. It was silly and absurd, and it tickled me. The next few left me feeling... I want to say confused but that might be too strong a word. I essentially didn't read the next few after that, and ignored this series's existence. It became normal, somehow, but in the background. Then I randomly read this one out of a sudden bout of curiosity. And now I'm looking forward to more for some reason. I'm not sure why.

Probably because it has Sunset in it. We could always use more Sunset.

And that's how all the weird, awkward loners in the tri-county area found their place.

Also, now I want to see the girls get Wallflower in touch with Gloriosa Daisy.

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Tempehcles!

Hmm. I'm used to actually getting an awkward half-staff from reading these. Didn't happen this time, which I find weird. I guess this entry in the canon is just a bit on the tamer side. Didn't even need the brain bleach.

Syeekoh... you know what, you can have your "dammit". :moustache: But I expect better next time mister! :trollestia:

This Sunset really is such a good friend. So supportive of Twilight, in spite of... it all.

The company just increased in size by thirty three percent!

... Okay then.

A grin flashed on Wallflower’s face. “Well, I’d be there alone a lot.” She looked down. “I was always alone. All the time. So, sometimes―” she took a breath “―I’d get in touch with myself in nature.”

Sunset nodded. “How would you do that?”

“…by masturbating.”

Geez, Sunset. Even I picked up on what Wallflower was getting at!

To be perfectly honest, once tentacles are technologically viable as a sex toy, they will absolutely dominate the market, no question.

Huh. Honestly forgot about this one.

Well, this kills about 1/3 of the originality (so to speak) of my outline right there.

Sunset does remember she can move back to Equesrtia permanently now right? Celesta would be more than happy if she did.

And I'm sure Princess Twilight could find her a room if she needs one.

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