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DwarvishPony


Human. Writer. Bearded. Feel free to chat with me.

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Majin Syeekoh
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15/10 I approve wholeheartedly.

Goddammit Dwarvish.

Majin Syeekoh
Moderator

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God isn’t here.

Only Beanis™.

huh. a lot of people seem to be leaning towards giving wallflower an exhibitionism fetish. i mean... anything for attention, right?

JackRipper
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You are treading down a dark path, my friend.

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I hadn't realized, actually

Going home is the correct decision.

And another joins into the beanile system.

I love how this fits in perfectly with the Beanis fic I'm working on...like so perfectly it'll look like we goddamn planned this.

Goddammit M--*squints, checks* --ISCELLANEOUS PERSON!!

Every time I read another one of these, my soul cries a little more

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If it isn't crying beanpaste, then you haven't read enough yet. :pinkiecrazy:

8788721
Hey, when you're invisible, why not?

Huh. Magical entanglement's been established with the journal. I suppose structuring the ASB so that its own carefully crafted pseudomuscles emulate Sombra's motions could work. The issues are power and range; I'm not sure how much juice a single beanis can store, nor how close the caterpillar has to be. I can see why they're still in beta. These issues have to be addressed before this model can go to production.

A fascinating addition to the product line.

Goddamit. Where the Beanis will this end?

Why not build a Dual Dragon Beanis while you at it?

8790607
I was just talking to someone about how another entry in the BCU has the perfect title for an entry like that.

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Also self-regenerating Beanis, hyper beanis, robo beanis, pretty much any kind will do.

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Multi-speed oscillating self-lubricating dragon Beanis?

Every time I click one of these, I always know exactly to expect, and yet somehow I'm always surprised. This must be what it's like to be Sunset Shimmer.

8796159
I say the same thing about writing these stories.

owo

What is this?

Good god, why do all of these crack me up?!

I loved it! :rainbowwild:

“His name is Sombra,” Wallflower interjected. “he’s a black emerald caterpillar.”

Cool throwback brah. And we even get to see why he’s the mascot. :ajsmug:

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