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DwarvishPony


Human. Writer. Bearded. Feel free to chat with me.

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Majin Syeekoh
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I think you captured the spirit of the Beanis Cinematic Universe quite well with this story.

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an edible guide to eating ass.

If you combine two cups of stench trench with just a pinch of fortune nookie crumbs, you get the perfect recipe for a vertical bacon sandwich.

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I need to hop in on this. Except, knowing me, I'll have to make it crazy. Maybe Spike has a dick the size and shape of a Mexicolt Red Pinto bean and Rarity is allergic to Mexicans so she won't have anything to do with him until he switches his dick up to the coveted Pono Rican black bean.

...Or something like that.

Sunset better get that private talk with Pinkie real quick.

Pinkie watched Sunset until she disappeared out the door. โ€œWhatโ€™s eating her?โ€

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Goddammit Syeekoh :facehoof::rainbowlaugh:
Yes, this is also your fault.

Good story though, did make me laugh. Have an upvote :pinkiehappy:

The sexual frustration of Sci-Twi and Sunset are coming to a broil.

Ah, freck yeah...gimme dat Cuncanus! Love it!

You thought of the last line first, didn't you? Had me giggling the entire story, thanks for the laughs my dude :rainbowlaugh:

Ha! Hilarious insanity

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