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R5h


"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon

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Beautiful.

Majin Syeekoh
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So I guess the power of Beanis is so great it induces multiple instances of time travel.

What have you done

8919813
GODDAMIT SYEEKOH!! You pre-read this one, I can say it!! :rainbowlaugh:

God is dead, and we have killed him

Welp. We're all boned.

RBDash47
Site Blogger

Take your upvote and go.

We now live in a world where there exist more than one Beanis time-travel story. Truly, this is the best timeline.

Comment posted by Waterpear deleted May 12th, 2018

8919908

Welp. We're all boned.

Beaned. We're beaned.

This is great. It's like if Ebola-chan's latest fic weren't a shitpost yet remained completely awesome.

I'm a little miffed at the ending, though. Nothing Tempest does matters in the slightest. Then again, this is time travel we're talking about.

I'm glad my time travel contribution to the verse has caught on. Nice story and have an upvote! :pinkiehappy:

R5h

8920003
It's funny you should say that, because thanks to what Tempest did, Sunset is now in possession of the most powerful bomb in the world, as well as a memorynis whose contents she can read at will. Of course, what happens now is out of my hands: it's up to another BCU writer to carry the torch.

R5h

8920005
I was actually kicking myself on Wednesday, when you published your fic—and I was halfway through writing mine. I can't believe that someone else had the idea of "Terminator, but for Beanis" and published it before I could!

Seriously, though, yours was fun. :D

Damn, that's messed up. I say about a beanis fic...

We know you couldn't have moved all that material with your adorable noodle arms.”

this was an unintentional "d'aww" moment for me.

8919813
Well obviously, Sunset killing all her temporal duplicates and Future Twilight set up the timeline Tempest is from. Easy.

I'm baffled as to how this bean-flavored shitpost is gaining a plotline. And how I'm starting to get invested.

Comment posted by unfortunately yiff deleted Nov 2nd, 2018

And Fluttershy was just along for the ride. This had to be how Sunset felt all the time.

REALLY
LIKE ALL THESE NEW AUTHORS ARE BETTER THAN ME
AND IT'S GETTING IRRITATING

(Good show, ol' bean!)

Tempest arrived in a lattice of electric energy, grunting as one bio-prosthetic knee drove into the ground. She stood slowly, carefully, and very very nudely. The rain was already soaking through her mohawk-hair—real rain, imagine that—and she shivered in the baptismal sensation. She opened her eyes and took her first look at the past.

Wow, Terminator vibe.

“Oh, like Thanos.”

Avengers Infinity War REFERENCE!

Had me right up until the end. Kinda feels like it took a pretty intense turn towards dark there, considering the tone of the rest of the series. :twilightoops:

So, going by Marvel logic, Beanos just has to be vaguely menacing at the end of several other stories before the Beanfinity War truly begins.

8919813
"You know, when I proposed the four-dimensional beanis, I meant hyperspace, not time."
"And now you see the importance of being specific."

So, got some pretty dark vibes from this one, but, seems to be a part of the canon now, so, we'll see where this goes. Also, I'ma guess Fluttershy is Tempest's mom, and Dash her dad, and the memories Tempest had, even before the end, were off cause of experiencing most as a kid.

So Sci-Twi's trying to find Sunset's ultimate sex fetish?

Or, for another example—she pulled out the long, phallic object—a bomb with a higher energy density than any seen in this world's history.

For those playing at home, Skynet's failure to do this is utterly immersion-breaking when you notice that it should be possible. Especially when you remember that the point in time that the movie was set in already had bombs that could wipe out a city.

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