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You're lucky we like you. Magnificent Bastard. :D
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I most certainly am!
Sunset's sexual frustration meter is off the scale.
Goddammit.
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So apparently I'm psychic...
The giant tortilla came out of nowhere and I love it.
Apple Bloom's DONE more deplorable sex acts than any of them could possibly hope to remember the names of.
Aaaaaaand of COURSE Bow and Windy are on board with all this.
Ladies and gentlemen, meet the subject of the NEXT intervention!
I think you pretty much set a new world record for "Dammit, Beanis Author!" with Bow and Windy in this.
And then THAT happened!
Trollight Sparkle, ladies and gents.
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Leave it to Justice3442 to write the best, funniest, most brain-breaking beanis offshoot...
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Good times.
I honestly had no idea you posted that.
And that's how Tempest was made...
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GODDAMMIT SYEEKOH/JUSTICE/MYTHRIL!!!
By the gods this was beyond hilarious. Please do keep up!
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alright this beanis thing is getting out of hoof and it needs to stop... every third clopfic is a motherbucking beanis fic at this point... at least I have something different in the works...
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Good for you. Quit pissing on the fun of those who are enjoying the madness.
Welp, those are neurons I am never getting back.
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This one is clearly parody.
This story acts as my reminder that I need to have enough booze on hand to forget things like Windy and Bow cheering on their daughter’s sexcapades.
I’ll be honest, I’m not really even reading these because I like them anymore.
I just want to be there when one of you finally goes too far. And I know that you will!
I have stopped asking why, now I only want to know how can it get worse
I’m actually more interested in how this will break everyone’s minds. It’s like the necronicon of penis.
Uh, phrasing?
In any case, I was hoping we'd see Dash's parents. You did not disappoint. Thanks for the additional training for my mental distancing techniques.
This was side breakingly funny.
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How on Earth did you come across those photos of me after reading this?!
... I *slow clap*
'Sunset Shimmer Shimmer’s' - remove Shimmer
'he instead as the' - insisted
'Getting you abstain' - Getting you to abstain
'with you lady lewdy' - your
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Corrections made! Thanks!
So this was indescribably strange. I have no idea what I just read. But the line:
cracked me up. It was an amusing story at the very least. weird. But amusing.
What the HELL did I just read?
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Pure genius.
What the hell did I just read?
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Don't let Twilight know...
Funny. gross, but funny. Also:
This is the second funniest part.
And this is the funniest.
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Lady and lewdy are also swapped.
Funny... And also, I am now sad to learn about this subject matter being a thing that exists.
Imma go cry now.
This was the best thing I've read in a very long time
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I have joined the Beanis group.
Is there a code name or something/ Like
A secret Beanis knock? Or what? or?
I’m dying of laughter xD Fluttershy at the end though
bro this was freaking hilarious!!