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There goes not a day in this modern world without Beanis gracing our existence.
Some top-notch gags in this one. I give you my congratulations and a hearty goddamnit.
Twilight should market those plants to Japan. They'd probably be very popular over there.
IT’S IRRESISTIBLE
Sooner or later, you’re all going to run out of jokes.
I mean, you know, probably.
Honestly, I’m just here to see how much worse it gets for Sunset.
The insanity. It never, ENDS.
LET IT DIE, LET IT DIE, LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE.
Just to be clear, I'm not saying that I hate it, it's just that I probably need to question my life choices.
The disaster continues!
... Well, this is what I get for letting my story sit a day before I edit it. Sigh...
In all seriousness, quite amusing.
"Please stop calling your telekinesis the invisible hand."
"No."
That one took me a second. And then I laughed out loud.
When my boss noticed, I switched tabs in a panic, and had to pretend that I was laughing at an essay about the FBI's murder of Fred Hampton.
It was awkward.
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Oh man, I know that pain. Remember, mine was the second Beanis story with cyborgs from the future. By about two days.
Spoiled Milf bringing in the money. And all because of Rainbow Dash. It writes itself almost.
Seriously, I don't understand these get so many downvotes. Every installment of this series has cracked me the fuck up.
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All of my hugs.
Anyway, another amusing contribution to the glory of the BCU.
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And Magnet too! 
GODDAMIT SYEKOOH!!!
Pure genius though, I so hope for more
This whole Beanis thing reminds me of Peaches. Except, you know, with more Bean Penises.
I approve.
I’ve forgotten is there a canonical reason Sunset is immune to Rainbow Dash’s penis? Because I can think of a fair number of these where she caught a glimpse of it.
I'm still laughing with every new entry but at this point i just feel bad for sunset. The girl just can't escape and the day she does twilight will end the world.
I said you where addicted, this only proves it.
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There is, but it hasn't been explicitly stated yet.
I honestly don't have words for this
Only the dead know rest from this bean-filled hell.
More please
Moral of the story is that sex solves all problems except for stds
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That’s where you’re wrong (considering the Somnombula one that was written)
STIZLL confused on what the buck beanis is and there's no Know Your Meme for MLP
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https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/BeanisCinematicUniverse
...I stand corrected
This is beautiful.