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Majin Syeekoh
We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.
Majin Syeekoh
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Lol that was just great
...
Take the pills, Majin.
8166318 I’m glad you enjoyed it.
8166321 I probably should, yeah.
Are we going to see a return of the beanis lol
Yeah, someone should just make a "Majin's Majestic Monstrocities" bookshelf.
Also, I laughed way too hard.
Beware of the Beanis
8166330 A few people do have “Goddammit Syeekoh” bookshelves already.
8166328 I don’t like to reuse ideas.
I may as well say it: Goddammit, Syeekoh.
>is eating a bean burrito
>sees Sickoh has released a fic
>Beanis
>Beanis
>hmm...
>continues eating and enjoys the burrito even harder
8166334
I will be upset if this doesn't get featured.
"It's not gay as long as the beans don't touch."
"B-but it's made of beans, they can't help but touch."
"Neither can I."
Pandas > Beans
...This is everything I love in life.
8166339 …well, someone had to say it.
8166342 You eat that burrito hard.
8166343 I don’t care if it gets featured, I had fun writing it.
8166346 The beans always touch.
8166347 …beandas?
8166351 Glad I could deliver.
8166355 It’s what I do.
8166357
I care Syeekoh. The world must know. They must know about the beanis. For the children.
8166362 I suppose the children must be informed, yes.
8166363
I'm not sure children should be approached with this idea.
It's probably illegal in most countries.
8166378 Actually, you’re probably right about that.
So this is the epitome of human-pony fanfiction.
I love it.
8166401 I wouldn’t go that far.
Although I do think the story is amusing.
*Bows to Majin* Thank you. I really needed a good laugh today.
8166408 I aim to please.
... well, alright, then!
8166413 Alright.
... How does one react to this?
8166420 Only you know the answer to that.
What on earth...
8166430 I think that’s actually an original reaction.
What my friend said after I sent him an image of the story description:
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I'm truly praying he's psychic when I read this story.
EDIT: I am both incredibly disappointed yet highly amused. I am so confused.
I don't know what I expected, but even after reading the description I wasn't expecting this goddammit syeekoh
I have two thoughts on this story. First thought, the final word of the fic accurately summarizes how I feel having read it. Second thought, this is a thing that I have read.
8166443
8166445
8166456 Expect the unexpected from me, even when you don’t expect anything at all.
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The logical next step is other bean prosthetics. Then organs. Then brains. Soon self-aware bean golems become a servant caste to an ever more decadent and arrogant civilization led by the philosopher-queen Twilight Sparkle, haughty and neglectful mother of the legumoids. Until the day they use those brains to dream of rebelli—
"Twilight! Are you writing terrible self-insert fiction about the damn bean schlong?"
"It isn't terrible!"
8166475 Oh my god that’s great.
Uhh... Flutterpriest's stream led me here xD
8166479 She’s right.
It sounds like a revolution in beanfiction to me.
8166484 Oh wow.
I didn’t realize I was on a stream!
8166460 You know, between his and the pyromaniac/not-ergonomic Sonata fic you wrote, I think I've figured it out.
1) Pick one straight man for fic.
2) Everybody else in project is to be highly unhinged.
3) ???
4) God damn it, Syeekoh.
8166487 Ehh. It was most like
Enigmaticotaku: So someone just released a story where Twilight has a penis made of beans...
anonpencil: I KNOW
anonpencil: IT WAS GREAT
...
Enigmaticotaku: Beware the Beanis
Full_merr: Of
Enigmaticotaku: of
Enigmaticotaku: it's new
TheDisplacerOfEquestrias2: ... James.
Full_merr: By Majin Syeekoh
8166480
Well it was either that or this
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... I'm guessing that the camera was there for... "anatomical study of real-life male counterparts." Purely for science. Twilight is absolutely not a pervert. Not matter what that one flash drive shows.
8166502 You’ve cracked the code!
That’s actually a common comedy setup because you need the juxtaposition of the straight man for the crazy people to come off as amusing, otherwise it’s just random weirdness for its own sake.
8166505 That sounds like a Flutterpriest stream, alright.
8166507 That one drew a giggle from me as well.
8166509 Nope. Twilight is not a pervert at all.
NOT AT ALL.
8166509
It was for the in-depth visual study of science boners.
8166515 I was just sitting there like.
k
8166510 Yeah, just something about the way you do it makes it work well with the material and absurd setups. Some of the stuff I've seen [and even written] can't have the same said about it.
8166541 Well, I appreciate the compliment, certainly.
This is a thing. It is amazing. I'm just sitting here like: "well okay then." And my head is rolling on the floor in laughter.
8166563 Glad to have improved your day.