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I love the homeopathic beans. Just saying.
GODDAMMIT MAGNET/SYEEKOH!!!
This one was red, bulbous and throbbing. Good job!
Wonderful.
Welp, they're back to being funny.
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DAMMIT SYEEKOH!!!
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You're a bean addict and you need help.
Question, what's a Tex-Mex and how does that get Sunset banned from the Mall thanks to Taco Town employees?
As for Rainbow Dash, she just couldn't keep up. XD
I'm at the point where I automatically downvote beanis stories and I've learned that I'm rarely wrong.
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Tex-Mex is a style of cooking. Generally it's a blend of American (specifically Texas) ingredients blended with more traditional Mexican recipes.
Taco Bell, Del Taco and so on are more accurately Tex-Mex fast food places than actual Mexican food.
Is Sunset Shimmer really a chicken because she can't get laid?
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Interesting, now I wonder how that ends with Sunset banned from the Mall, any ideas?
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She's banned from the mall because she ranted about working for Beanis Inc. To the mall food court employees. In great detail.
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Ah, that's do it. Too bad the Memory Stone was destroyed, that could've been useful then.
... I... I don’t know what I expected.
Baja Blast is a great sex move, but it's an advanced technique that's not for beginners or the poorly hydrated.
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It was only a matter of time until beanis sword fights.
I'm now off to listen to a rendition of Duel of the Fates with the chorus singing "beans" in place of latin
Glorious madness. Sunset really does need to get around to writing that sexual harassment policy, though it'll be tricky to make one that doesn't destroy R&B as collateral damage.
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"It's over, Rainbow. I have the high beans."
"You underestimate my boner."
Sunset will soon go insane. We all know it. And then the girls will know true fear.
Soon Sunset will snap and retire into a barely coherent delusion about world-eating, soul-rending horrors.
And it will be a wonderful, sensible vacation.
Ah, the Baja Blast. I'm not personally into ejaculating across my partner's knees, but, y'know, there's plenty of room in the kink community.
Why am I still reading them?
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I can do you one better:
(Skip to 1:58) They're supposed to be chanting 'Ghetsis', but it totally sounds like 'Beanis' if you want it to.
Homeopathic... Aka shaken water...
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Because it’s human nature to watch a train wreck, bean flavored or otherwise.
Upvoted for Sunset breaking Rainbow's dick.
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Well she can't be an egg ...