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DwarvishPony
Human. Writer. Bearded. Feel free to chat with me.
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This is the cake.
God... bless it, Dwarvish?
I'm drowning in Beanis. Do not send help.
"Twigraine". XD
8941926
Patent pending
Ha! Oh man she done made a big mistake.
8941927
Duly noted.
You have outdone yourself, brother.
Praise be.
Out of all that I'm surprised she didn't raise an eyebrow at the Praise Beanos sign given how bad she was made out to be by Tempest before her mindwipe.
Run Sunset, run and never return.
Oh good, I can use this in my story.
In any case, another wonderful addition to the madness.
Another worthy addition to the universe that should not be. Praised be, good sir, praised be!
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GODDAMMIT SYEEKOH! This is your fault and you know it. Thanks!
this was funny for the first 3 fics but then it got old really fast and is annoying at this point... its time to end this once and for all *puts on infinity gauntlet* wait... SHIT! how the fuck do I snap with hooves!? *remembers hes an alicorn* oh wait! I can do that! *ignites magic and snaps telekinetically while channeling all 6 stones*… aaaaah nothing like the smell of an erased timeline in the morning
Obviously this is where the bad timeline really starts, since without even Sunset's attempts to maintain sanity, Twilight goes completely off the rails.
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Waa waa waa. You don't like it, stop reading it. This is probably the third beanis story I've seen you post something like this in.
8942755
because it is getting old... like really old... I dont understand whats so funny or fascinating about the concept of a penis made of bean paste... if you explain what the fuck compelled the author to start this Frankenstein of a concept and what makes you all so goddamn obsessed with it I will maybe leave you alone... for now I just want to know wtf the author of the first beanis fic was smoking so I can go back in time to remove the drug they took to stop this from happening
8942772
Please no.
There's been enough time travel in the BCU.
8942779
I have the time stone along with all of the other 5 infinity stones so theres no reason why I cant... besides the removal of this timeline is honestly for the best... I mean people are so busy writing beanis series fanfics that it prevents them from delving into their own mind to make new concepts. I liked when most or all of the fanfics were original and not 45% beanis sequels... I miss the days before the cursed beanis fanfic series
8942790
You do realize you're attempting to role-play with a member of Site Staff at the moment in the comments of another person's story, right?
8942792
I KNOW! I can see the tags on your name and I can read... im just saying this series has grown tired and is disturbingly fast at reproducing for a mediocre(at best) series
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Look, man, I'm just happy that I created something that others have found inspiration from.
That's the greatest gift I can receive as a writer.
8942800
As... enlightening as your complaints are, the truth is that it's just fun to write. It has nothing to do with the products created, I just like writing for a universe where Sunset seems to be the only one to realise how stupid this all is.
8942803
but theres only so much it can take before originality dies and so does your story... which is why the story I am writing will hopefully have only 3 sequels and a spinoff before I discontinue it... if it even gets approved in the first place... its still a diamond in the rough but I am refining it as I write it... you can comment on my page if you want to check it out... its a little over halfway done
8942819
Tell you what:
If you can convince people to stop writing displaced and anon-a-miss fics, I'll try to round up my friends about the whole Beanis thing.
Deal?
8942822
oookay… that is impossible and I actually do see your point but could the beanis writers just tone it down a little at least? i mean good god! that series reproduces faster than catholic rabbits!
8942834
To be fair we did have a bit of a creative explosion the past several days.
I predict that Beanis fics should not come out as quickly as they just have been, if that's any consolation.
Sunset will show up in Fiji and discover Beanis selling hucksters on every beach.
I’ll be straight honest: Beanis lost its novelty a while back.
Watching Sunset suffer as her sanity is slowly eroded by erotic legumes, however, will never lose its novelty.
I’m sorry, Sunset. You’re still my favorite, but... well, erotic legumes! What am I supposed to do?
I have no beans and I must scream