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Fuzzyfurvert


I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

Comments ( 46 )
Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

This is pretty good, yeah.

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Considering how quick I hammered this out, I'll take that as a compliment.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

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Yeah, it was intended as such.

Goddammit, Fuzzy.

Wait...

For the record, I enjoyed reading it.

Goddammit.

Goodness, it's spreading. This is the closest thing to watching a movie of a train wreck.
And I have but one thing to say to that. Roll that beautiful bean footage!:trollestia:

Goddamnit!


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//Hits with rolled up newspaper repeatedly

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

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Yo man he did this all on his own.

Don’t blame me.

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It's still your fault. You may not have sculpted the finished product, but you still had a hand on this.

Thank you.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

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I suppose that I can accept that beany burden.

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yea, humenerd and horsenerd. In that they are the primary characters.

Goddammit, is this becoming the new thing?

This is hilarious but...all the while a bit disturbing... And why was Twily going to the store?
And:

the sleeping house cat-sized pink pony

What was this all about?

:facehoof::facehoof::facehoof:
There
:facehoof::facehoof::facehoof:
are
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not
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enough
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facehooves
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for
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this
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series
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8256448
What do you mean by that? And what is beanis?

This is slowly turning from a beanis story to a everybody is dash's baby momma story. Do I mind? No.

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I hope so, but...I also hope not.

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Twi's gonna need Plan B birth control. In the fic by Majin that this is a sequel to, it is revealed Dash has the D and anyone that she shows it to ends up getting preggers. Twilight needed to see Dash's dingle in order to sculp the original beanis.

The house cat sized Pinkie Pie is a nod to my other fic, Pinkie Loves Bacon Bits.

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Beanis is a bean penis.

Sunset nodded slowly, wondering how many of her friends had been or currently were pregnant by Rainbow Dash.

I'm wondering that myself.

Beanis!

Available in Chocolate, Frosting, Fruit(any kind), and Tentacle.

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Before you know it, Twi'll be selling Beanis in a Can in multiple flavors.

Ah, snoo-BEANIS usual, I see!

I'm too tired for this.

Yup, the amount of in jokes and cross references here just barely managed to go over my personal threshold. Can't say that I enjoyed this one.

There wasn't any substance to it. Structurally, it feels like part of a chapter of a longer story--not even a complete chapter. The big payoff at the end had no impact on me, because I had just met this version of Twilight. I'm used to stories like this having some sort of self-indulgent joke in them, which I guess is the beanis, but I didn't find the idea funny, just odd. It feels like I'm missing a reference to some other work here, though I doubt that it would be much funnier if I understood the reference (if it is one).

This new writing trope is as stupid as displacement but somehow a hundred times worse.

Fuck everything.

...I was imagining something more lifelike was currently in the kiln. What with twilight really getting into sculpturing and all.

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You too, huh? I was thinking like, a fuckhappy Beaning Armor...

...

...oh gawd

I will write that myself if enough people dare me to.

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I will write that myself if enough people dare me to.

Yes

I'm the 80th upvote. Congrats!

Onwards and upwards with the beanii!

She groaned and thumbed off her phone app, heading for her dresser. Sunset pulled up the top drawer and snagged a pair of underwear, then nudged the sleeping house cat-sized pink pony there out of the way to take one of her sports bras. The tiny horse apparition whinnied and nickered tiredly at her before snorting and closing the drawer as soon as Sunset withdrew her hand.

what?

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To another story I wrote that has a house cat sized Pinkie Pie haunting Sunset's apartment and trying to touch Sunset's bacon bits.

Pinkie Loves Bacon Bits

... *facepalm*

'Twilight was slamming large and' - slamming something large

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I dare you to write up the beanis armor it needs to be separate from jgtd though

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I blame the two of you if I projectile vomit when I smell beans from now on.

BTW love these stories.

I've reviewed your story HERE!

god damnit rainbow keep it in your pants

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

The sudden light made her eyes ache, and caused Adagio to roll over, taking all of the sheets on the bed with her into a fluff-filled blankie burrito.

Excuse me, what?

Sunset pulled up the top drawer and snagged a pair of underwear, then nudged the sleeping house cat-sized pink pony there out of the way to take one of her sports bras. The tiny horse apparition whinnied and nickered tiredly at her before snorting and closing the drawer as soon as Sunset withdrew her hand.

What.

What the shit.

I have many questions.

I bet money they won't be answered though.

...what the fuuuuck

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