Batpony Reviews: Beanis Edition

Batpony Reviews: Beanis Edition

I take on some stories in the Beanis universe while eating bean-containing soup

00:40 Beware of Beanis by Majin Syeekoh
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/373370/beware-of-beanis

1:51 You Learn Something New Every Day by Majin Syeekoh
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/377546/you-learn-something-new-every-day

3:05 The Power of Beanis Compels You by Fuzzyfurvert
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/377587/the-power-of-beanis-compels-you

4:55 Of Beanies and Beanises by Fuzzyfurvert
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/387908/of-beanies-and-beanises

6:05 Before Beanis by MagnetBolt
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/408794/before-beanis

7:18 Homework is a Real Kick in the Dick by Majin Syeekoh
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/392337/homework-is-a-real-kick-in-the-dick

8:26 The Beanis Between Us by Fuzzyfurvert
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/392408/the-beanis-between-us

Ethical Quandaries previously reviewed here: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/803137/slightly-drunk-story-reviews

Comments

[Admiral Biscuit]

Given the influx of benis fics lately, I have a minor urge to jump on the bandwagon.

[Super Trampoline]

4873893
Do it

[Admiral Biscuit]

4873895
If I did, I'd have to find a few more memes to cross with it. I'm not sure how that would wind up turning out, TBH.

[AppleTank]

4873895
4873893
I'll be uploading mine tomorrow, FYI

[nemryn]

4873900
Coming soon to a FiMfiction near you!
Filly Anon
A Normal Human Being Who Is Definitely Not Chrysalis
Twilight "Peaches" Sparkle
in
"All Your Beanis Are Belong To Us"

[Admiral Biscuit]

4873921
Filly Anon finds a beanis . . . that's something I could do.

it's something I shouldn't do.

[Super Trampoline]

4873938
Doooo it

[Fuzzyfurvert]

4873921
Damn, that's a good title...

[nemryn]

4873987
Hey, you can have it! I certainly don't want it.

[PresentPerfect]

4873900
Beans vs. peaches :V

[Super Trampoline]

4874084
A penis made of peaches? A Peachis?

[PresentPerfect]

4874088
At this point, why the fuck not.

[Hap]

Goddammit Trampoline.

Also wtf is a beanis?

[Super Trampoline]

4874276
You sweet summer child.
A beanis is a penis made of beans.

[Hap]

4874278
I thought I'd seen everything.

[Admiral Biscuit]

4874084
There are lots of recipes for bean and peach things. Like peach baked beans and bean and peach salads and I could really go somewhere with this, why are you tempting me?

[PresentPerfect]

4875240
None of that sounds good, though. c.c

[Admiral Biscuit]

4875287
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